> Be me
> be 16
> be in chemistry, first period of the day
> teacher is gone today so substitute
> its this Mexican girls birthday, so obviously she brings a trillion balloons.
> Have a reputation for making witty remarks than half the class doesn't understand.
> Really board, have probably annoyed some people with my antics.
> Passively poking one of the balloons.
> This other girl turns around and tells me "you know those balloons are actually apart of her, so poking them like that is sexual harassment"
> The balloons are not actually a part of her
> It is not actually sexual harassment
> She has just gone full retard
> I look at her, trying not to start a shouting match and say "i'm sorry buy you're wrong"
> She looses it, Starts screaming "What? How dare you call me wrong"
> Oh god I ******
> She pulls out a small tomato from the small amount of lunch she is snaking on and threatens to throw it at me.
> I just walk away, my faith in humanity greatly diminished.