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Submitted: 04/20/2013
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#6 - recoveryone (04/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Vic's Voice Mail: When you are finished recording, just hang up. Or press pound for more options.

Church: Really, hang up, no shit. I was just gonna keep talkin' until he decided to check his voice mail.

Vic's Voice Mail: For delivery options, press five.

Church: Just give me the damn beep!

Vic's Voice Mail: To leave a callback number, press eight. To page this person, press six.

Church: Come on!

Vic's Voice Mail: To repeat this message, press nine.

Church: I will fucking stab you computer phone lady.

Vic's Voice Mail: To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.

Church: There is no eleven, you fucking whore!
User avatar #9 - ironmaidenkillers (04/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Apricots.
#7 - karvarausku (04/20/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #630 at Username update ** what about testicular cancer?
Why do they always cry about boobies and show them on adds...
Think about the future where you can see mans rubbing his balls "Testicular cancer kills"
#12 - sirbrentcoe (04/20/2013) [-]
good shit man. that made me chuckle.
User avatar #18 - nimblewalrus (04/21/2013) [-]
You ever hear about a spot snipers call "the apricot"? It's where the brain stem meets the spine. Hit a fella there, he ain't gonna pull no trigger. It's just (click), lights out.

#4 - bdowns (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (04/21/2013) [-]
I like the way you did that
Apricots.
APRICOTS
APRICOTS
APRICOTS
APRICOTS!!!!!
User avatar #14 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't understand why it's legal to call people with an automated program. If you're going to waste some of my time by calling me, the least you can do is have a god damn human being for me to talk to.
User avatar #8 - noket (04/20/2013) [-]
>read
>laugh
>read again
>laugh louder
>read again
>laugh even louder

Goddamit OP, that was funny
User avatar #5 - delphine (04/20/2013) [-]
trolling at its finest. I made the mistake of donating to Disabled Veteren's once... And now they won't stop calling... Haven't thought of just the right way to shake them off yet.
#17 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Stop trying to fucking greentext.
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