>Be 14 years old
>Me and my friends play with fireworks at school after it is over
>Accidentally shoot firework at principal's office window
>Me and my friends run as hell, principal opens window and yells after us
>He can only see us from behind and its dark so he does not recognise us
>My friend yells "Allahu ackbar" as we run around the corner
>Next day at school, police arrive in middle of class and demands to speak with every muslim kid in class.