I posted a comment about what my friend does to me in the stairwells sometimes. Someone wanted another story and I figured it would just be easier to make a content. This happened the friday before winter break.
> My friend wanted to be a butch lesbian santa clause. (my school is very prison like because a girl shot herself on campus)
> She wears a plaid shirt with the arms ripped off, santa hat with a piece of duct tape hanging off the side., sunglasses, a fake beard, and boxer shorts (with underwear underneath).
> She gets stopped by vice principal before she walks through security and they immediately request her to take her hat and sunglasses off because she looks suspicious.
> She starts yelling how its a hate crime just to mess with the vice principal and then takes her hat off and tapes it to the outside of her crotch over her pants and starts pelvic thrusting and yelling "DO YOU WANT TO PLAY!?!?"
> Cops and everyone in inspection line is laughing asses off and vice principal walks away almost in tears from laughing.
> She spends the rest of the day asking if anyone wants to reach into santa's sack and look for presents.
A lot of my friends do these kind of things, except this is my only lesbian friend's (calling her Flipsy because I don't want to use her real name) most memorable story.