A man came in had to be 40
was dressed up like a jedi had one of those custom lightsabers in his hand
He walked infront of this old women who was in the middle of her order
He smelled heavily of pot and liquor
he waved his hand infront of me "You will give me tacos"
and I just look at him and say "These are not the tacos you are looking for"
He flew off the handle grabbed a hand full of sauce packets and said "force push"
He then grabbed several cups and poured him several drinks and pounded them back
the machine started to make sounds
This man went "VADER I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE JEDI DOWN"
and started to smash the drink machine with his saber breaking it then screamed and started to run out of the store and a cop closelined him and arrested him.
I stood there and thought "Why the **** do i work here?"