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Submitted: 04/17/2013
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#2 - givehimthemulk (04/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And then she jumps off the top of the school
And then she jumps off the top of the school
#16 - martycamp ONLINE (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Did you know that snakes always know their own weight? It's because of their scales...
Did you know that snakes always know their own weight? It's because of their scales...
#94 - felixjarl (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We are gathered here today to remember the memory of the entire class who died of laughter.

I request a moment of silence.
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That was actually pretty mean. I thought it was only ok to be a dick to someone if they were being dicks first
#103 - welcometoatl (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
'Teacher dies of laughter along with everyone else"

Sounds like some sort of Tumblr school.
"OMG I can't"
"OMFG I DIED"
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User avatar #33 - Brass (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Does anyone else see the optical illusion looking line swooping down and to the left through the sixth, seventh, and eighth line?
#191 - doyoulikeapizza (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Kim Kardashian **
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Kim Kardashian **
#108 - dubii (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's the most running she's done all year
that's the most running she's done all year
#77 - CatfishCrothers (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well that was just ******* mean.
#109 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last time i went to france and showed my german passport i was asked by the tollkeeper: "occupation?"
I told them: "No, just vacances".
They were pissed.
German problems.

#43 - helenwheels (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Really though, what is the point of weighing yourself everyday?
It's not like your going to gain or lose weight over night....
User avatar #183 - jenniferashley (04/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
HAHAHAHA AND THEN SHE KILLS HERSELF AND THE WHOLE CLASS FEELS GUILTY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
User avatar #196 to #183 - anonymoose (04/18/2013) [-]
She'd need a strong rope.
User avatar #181 - tiberioustyphr (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Schadenfreude
scha·den·freu·de
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/

Noun
Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

This is German humor.
#131 - rocknipples (04/18/2013) [+] (20 replies)
>be 13 y/o ausfag   
>in English   
>I am very extraverted, everyone loves me, quite funny   
>6"0, like 2 years more developed than everyone else   
>kid who is like half my size, thinks he is top 						****					, and just a try hard class clown   
>sitting doing work, teacher is chill and the kind of 'extra' teacher is awesome, good friends with her   
>that annoying kid starts yelling some 						****					 trying to be funny   
>literally sounds like a little girl   
>I get pissed because his voice is irritating   
>scream out as loud as I can with my 17 year old sounding voice, engage deep mode   
>"SHUT THE 						****					 UP, YOU SOUND LIKE A PREPUBESCENT GIRL!"   
>room vibrated under demon alpha voice   
> the whole class including teachers start cracking up in laughter at that annoying kid who thinks his top 						****					   
>teachers have to turn around and laugh so it's not visible   
>LIKE BELLY ACHING LAUGHTER   
>teachers don't give a 						****					 that I swore or whatever   
>alpha as 						****					 mode inbound   
>bitches love me, and my manly presence   
>mfw   
   
To this day, I don't know what was so funny about it.
>be 13 y/o ausfag
>in English
>I am very extraverted, everyone loves me, quite funny
>6"0, like 2 years more developed than everyone else
>kid who is like half my size, thinks he is top **** , and just a try hard class clown
>sitting doing work, teacher is chill and the kind of 'extra' teacher is awesome, good friends with her
>that annoying kid starts yelling some **** trying to be funny
>literally sounds like a little girl
>I get pissed because his voice is irritating
>scream out as loud as I can with my 17 year old sounding voice, engage deep mode
>"SHUT THE **** UP, YOU SOUND LIKE A PREPUBESCENT GIRL!"
>room vibrated under demon alpha voice
> the whole class including teachers start cracking up in laughter at that annoying kid who thinks his top ****
>teachers have to turn around and laugh so it's not visible
>LIKE BELLY ACHING LAUGHTER
>teachers don't give a **** that I swore or whatever
>alpha as **** mode inbound
>bitches love me, and my manly presence
>mfw

To this day, I don't know what was so funny about it.
#138 to #131 - leawesomeme (04/18/2013) [-]
Fake and gay.
OP was the class clown.

OP is a faggot
#126 - beroty ONLINE (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #57 - rummler (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>See girl RUN out of school

Yeah right
User avatar #66 to #57 - slapchoppin (04/18/2013) [-]
well its shorter than rapidly waddle
#105 - luuc (04/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't get it why fat people can't take a joke about their weight... I'm a bit fat and i don't mind being made fun of, if one can laugh at others one should be able to laugh at them self to.
I don't get it why fat people can't take a joke about their weight... I'm a bit fat and i don't mind being made fun of, if one can laugh at others one should be able to laugh at them self to.
User avatar #8 - kievaughnb (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't speak German, but let me guess how to say 'that's not healthy'.

Das ist nicht gesund.

I'm guessing based on the lyrics from Hilf Mir by Rammstein.
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