>Sitting in class
>Se girl I like
>Out of nowhere I get all this courage and decide to tell her how I feel
>She say she feel the same
>Suddenly were in her room
>We start ******* like crazy
>Sucks me off
>Then out of nowhere
>Boyfriend walks in
>Awww ****, its on
>Boyfriend gets this superman strength and literally throws across the room
>I break through a wall
>Suddenly Im in an a dark ally
>What just happen?
>Dont know how I got here, I need to get out of here.
>Random guy comes up to me
>"You ever heard about fight club? Of course not."
>Takes me to some abandoned wherehouse.
>"You're up kid"
>Out of nowhere Brad ******* Pitt comes out
>"Holy **** its Brad Pi-"
>Get punched in the face by Brad Pitt
>I fight back
>I kick this Brad Pitt look-a-like's ass.
>I am Champ
>Then hear this buzz sound.
>Everything starts to fall apart
>Guy I met at ally tells me "We need to get out of here now"
>"They are coming"
>I see it
>See spaghetti monster
>What the **** is GOING ON!
>It was all a dream I used to read word up magazines