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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#66 - brohio **User deleted account**
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User avatar #1126 to #66 - allwinterswhite
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I'm a lesbian. You have my attention.
User avatar #512 to #66 - josephwolfe
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OMG I know right! Mario and call of duty 4 life <3
#571 to #66 - walkerjam
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#324 - pandation
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BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!
User avatar #345 to #324 - majormoron
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You win

/thread
#1270 to #345 - anon id: 5a2d88be
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/shutup
User avatar #1385 to #324 - konradkurze
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buy jewelry
because pandation wants a sparkle party
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - pandation
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lol now you're going through my comments thumbing them down! nice!
#28 - itsalright
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As long as I can be fat and black and give people sassy attitude.
User avatar #853 to #28 - happygrowman
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sure whatever you want, laverne.
#861 to #28 - kontraband
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#9 - roll
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DJ 4DM1N are you lonely today?
User avatar #1153 to #9 - kaldarvonlupo
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roll
#1286 to #1153 - roll
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#846 to #9 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#952 to #846 - roll
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are you a beautiful sunset today?
#988 to #952 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#1085 to #988 - roll
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#1096 to #1085 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#1099 to #1096 - roll
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i didn't make these pictures m8
#1101 to #1099 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#1105 to #1101 - roll
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u startn somfin m8? fite me in rl
#1106 to #1105 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#1107 to #1106 - roll
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:(
#1108 to #1107 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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User avatar #340 to #9 - homedog
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roll
User avatar #471 to #340 - roll
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wat
User avatar #187 to #9 - jmezfm
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Tell me you have mentions off.
#194 to #187 - roll
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no, I don't.
User avatar #199 to #194 - jmezfm
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Oh my god I am so sorry
#215 to #199 - roll
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no reason to be, i love the mentions and to reply.
User avatar #227 to #215 - jmezfm
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roll roll roll roll roll

is that good >:)
#229 to #227 - roll
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I only get one mention per comment saying roll.
User avatar #234 to #229 - jmezfm
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I know but it makes me feel good to say it more than once :)
#235 to #234 - roll
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jmezfm :)
User avatar #236 to #235 - jmezfm
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we are best friends now :))))))))))))
#40 to #9 - facetiousrunner
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#67 to #40 - roll
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#85 to #67 - facetiousrunner
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na just joshing bro this is stupid
na just joshing bro this is stupid
User avatar #198 - stringfingerable
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I regret having sex with you, so you raped me. kthxbye
#1161 to #198 - DaShae
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#155 - theprogramer
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I was trying to park... I panicked.
#937 to #155 - dogboner
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I liked your post, so I made a thing for you.
User avatar #1174 to #937 - theprogramer
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Ha, ha thanks!
User avatar #1177 to #1174 - dogboner
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Thank you too.
#728 - WillWalrus
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MY GENITALS ARE BLEEDING
EVERYONE MUST SUFFER
User avatar #742 to #728 - TheFreak
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To be fair, a man would probably react the same way.
#457 - thirdjess
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No, I want to be a man.
No, I want to be a man.
User avatar #485 to #457 - strychnine
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you want to know what it is like to have a penis don't you, you naughty girl?!
User avatar #501 to #485 - thirdjess
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You don't want to know what it's like to have a vagina?!
User avatar #502 to #501 - strychnine
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hell yeah, i'd love to know what it's like to have multiple orgasms! :]
User avatar #503 to #502 - thirdjess
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Men can have multiple orgasms too, it just takes a lot of control.
User avatar #506 to #503 - strychnine
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really? i've never heard of that, now i'm curious lol
User avatar #507 to #506 - thirdjess
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Apparently, when you're just about to cum you 'close the passage' so to speak, which (with practice) prevents you from ejaculating. It's all self control, knowing your body, all that stuff.
User avatar #511 to #507 - strychnine
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Well i'll be damn, you're right. it's possible with Tantric sex.

"Most people believe that women are the only ones who can have multiple orgasms. They believe that with men it is generally a one-shot deal. That is not true at all. Neo-Tantra encourages men to pursue multiple orgasms and teaches techniques to help them achieve that goal.

Men are fully capable of having multiple orgasms, although this is often much easier for young men (in their late teens and twenties) and becomes more difficult as they get older. A younger man can often recover quite quickly from an ejaculatory orgasm and go on to have another ejaculatory orgasm during the same session of lovemaking, while older men find this much more difficult to do — primarily because they have lower testosterone levels. However, younger men can find it more difficult to delay ejaculation and thus build a high enough sexual charge to have one energy-based orgasm, let alone a number of them. Older men, on the other hand, can usually last longer along the way to ejaculation (again because testosterone is lower) and thus can build their charge toward nonejaculatory orgasm.

The key to understanding male multiple orgasms is realizing that orgasm and ejaculation are two totally different processes. With a multiple orgasm, the man climaxes several times, but only ejaculates once (if at all). Men are generally unable to ejaculate more than once within a very short time period.
Generally, the “PC squeeze” is considered the most effective way to achieve multiple orgasms by allowing a man to climax without ejaculating. Immediately before the point of climax, a man should squeeze his PC muscles tightly (while also ceasing all stimulation of the penis) until the peak passes. This will probably take some practice, which is usually best done during masturbation."
User avatar #514 to #511 - thirdjess
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Next time you have a woman, or if you have one, next time you're both naked, ask her about it. Women know this kind of ****. I also know how to emulate a blowjob with a toilet roll.
#1242 to #514 - anon id: 96b93d70
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so...how DO you fake a blowjob with a toilet roll?
#1249 to #1242 - thirdjess
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Haha, grab a toilet roll, crumple it up a bit so it's softer, roll one edge outwards and one edge inwards like in figure one. Completely unravel a condom. Heat up some lube if you got some. Put the condom through and over the roll like in figure two. Put warm lube in the condom. Put dick in condom so the side you've rolled outwards is against your base. If you pull the tip of the condom, the lube should create an air seal- the suction. The rolled in cardboard tube is supposed to feel like lips. The tube also tricks your brain into thinking it's someone on your dick, not you.
User avatar #515 to #514 - strychnine
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will do.

"I also know how to emulate a blowjob with a toilet roll." lol that's hot
User avatar #516 to #515 - thirdjess
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So are blowjobs.
User avatar #519 to #516 - strychnine
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and cunnilingus ;)
User avatar #521 to #519 - thirdjess
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Personally, I'm not a fan.
User avatar #526 to #521 - strychnine
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wow, i've never been with a woman who didn't like that. i thought everyone loved oral pleasure :p
User avatar #528 to #526 - thirdjess
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We're all different.
#584 to #528 - weazr
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*Grabs popcorn*

Nono, go ahead. I liked this thread.
User avatar #545 to #528 - karpmin
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What if you break your roll?
User avatar #753 to #545 - thirdjess
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What do you mean by that?
#1147 to #753 - karpmin
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i mean with the toilet paper roll thing. If you are thick enough were you can break or barely fit into the roll it'd make you sad.
User avatar #1150 to #1147 - thirdjess
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...seriously? If you're big enough to break a paper roll, then you're very well endowed and fake blowjobs can suck a metaphorical dick.
#1154 to #1150 - karpmin
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That comment +100 self esteem. i'm ready for college now. XD
User avatar #1156 to #1154 - thirdjess
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Haha, have fun and don't forget protection! :P
#363 - drpoptart
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friend zone ALL the guyss
User avatar #957 to #363 - amirblumenfeld
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*betafags
#273 - iamcanadian
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Comment Picture
#1271 to #273 - anon id: 5a2d88be
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What? you guys don't do that too?
User avatar #299 to #273 - tricher
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That episode is on right now. Adult swim lol