A Taurn, a Blood elf, and a Undead are captured and taken to the desert. The guard says "You may have one item to eat and you shall cross the desert. If you die, that is your punishment. If you live, you are free to go."
The Taurn says "I will take a watermelon, it's edible and you can drink the juices."
The Blood elf scoffs and says "I will take a coconut, it does the same and is lighter in weight."
The Undead looks at the two guys and says "Can I just have a fork?"