>In my room chilling on the internet
>My dad walks in and ask what I'm doing, so I...
>Ask him, what he is doing.
> ***** stares at me like I'm ******* shrek.
>At that point he comes over to make sure I'm not looking at porn
>Laptop gets flipped over
>Cracks the screen
>Opens up wider
>Holy **** , spaghetti pouring out of screen
>Orange red sauce bursting out.
>Lubricated but-sex from my dad who is actually shrek.