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#7 - iFail
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Why kidnap 100 children and kill 10 when you can kidnap 150 kids and kill 60?
User avatar #164 to #7 - moevleboevle
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or kidnap 45 and clone them into 90?
#308 to #164 - darths
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We shouldn't do that, cloning is wrong.
#179 to #164 - harrypottergirl
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#178 to #164 - anon id: e2eaea89
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kidnap and clone them then kill the originals leaving the clones to go back to the parents and watch as they try to take care a the clone who isn't their real child.
#340 to #7 - shimoshamman
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Numbers dont lie iFail.
User avatar #342 to #340 - kiratheunholy
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People keep thumbing it back down to 666 too, for the glory of satan of course.
User avatar #61 to #7 - theodordronen
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You, my clever friend, are going places

probably jail..
#271 to #7 - anon id: ca70b37d
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exterminate all children on earth and only let 90 alive!
User avatar #426 to #7 - nyeeeh
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Why kidnap 150 kids and kill 60 when you could kidnap 200 and kill 110?
#403 to #7 - elatedmonkey
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Logic
#414 to #7 - oxYKellark
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User avatar #428 to #427 - oxYKellark
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HBO series Band of Brothers
#354 to #7 - Jenkinhimer
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#378 to #7 - digidawg
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#395 to #378 - salts
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User avatar #387 to #7 - hazmathank
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Why take 150 children when you could take 75 aleve.
User avatar #54 to #7 - skyie
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because counting is hard...
#253 to #7 - Spectricity
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#377 to #7 - salts
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why kill them when you can use them for you own personal army?
#423 to #377 - thelordofbutthurt
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I laughed
I laughed
#409 to #377 - anon id: fb1b770a
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Hah.
User avatar #357 to #7 - mhden
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Why kidnap150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap (n+90) and kill n ?

Only educated people will get this .
#367 to #357 - baconbiscuits
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I get the math part of this, but the internet has raped my mind. Whereas n = a random integer; I looked at this and thought "****** plus 90 and kill ******. Seems legit."

Been laid off for months now (Which means extra internet time, woohoo) and while interviewing with other options it's almost a nightmare anymore because the entire time they are questioning me, in my head I think "What if I just shouted '******* at the top of my lungs right now? Would she continue the interview? How would I leave? I can't just walk out after screaming ******. I would have to drop my pants and do a zoidberg shuffle out of here while hissing like a pissed off snake. Maybe I could claim I have tourettes and forgot to put it on my application. What if she asks me a question and because I'm thinking about this, I accidentally reply with "******." Oh man I hope I don't say ******."

I'm not racist. I just struggle not to yell ****** at random times. I need help.
User avatar #373 to #367 - iamkagji
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This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.
#384 to #367 - anon id: da024e69
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tbh n does not stand for a random number but for a random postive number
User avatar #380 to #357 - Muppetz
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>"only educated people will get this"

...its just pre-algebra
User avatar #386 to #380 - bageljew
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you'd be surprised...
#385 to #380 - KungFuZerO
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Thats the highest education he got
User avatar #415 to #385 - mhden
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What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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User avatar #405 to #380 - vetis
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This is Funnyjunk... Read the comment section more and you'll understand.
#408 to #357 - grapesforall
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you mean anyone that passed the 8th grade
#410 to #408 - anon id: fb1b770a
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Which some of the stupidty of freshmen theese days some of them shouldnt have passed.
User avatar #372 to #357 - tittystargalactica
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Wtf is an education and where do I get one?
#359 to #357 - thexiled
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It actually makes me sad that I understood that...****** math man
User avatar #360 to #359 - shredheadxd
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You're sad because you're slightly intelligent?
#361 to #360 - thexiled
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Sad wasn't the best word for me to use...I just hate algebra, especially sicne I am on spring break right now.
#364 to #360 - anon id: 474132c0
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knowing math doesn't make you more intelligent (especially not that simple math)

intelligence has nothing to do what you learned
User avatar #369 to #364 - shredheadxd
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>implying that's what I implied?
#392 to #359 - fcrocker
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What the **** are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7   
   
Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
What the **** are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7

Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
#417 to #392 - thexiled
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Wow, who **** on your face this morning?
#429 to #417 - fcrocker
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Your mother, just after she wiped my spunk off of hers.
#388 to #357 - anon id: 85a65b18
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n isn't a number idiot
User avatar #394 to #388 - derangedberger
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I found the uneducated person!
#396 to #394 - anon id: 85a65b18
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derangedberger is uneducated in the ways of the internet
#400 to #396 - Lightclaw
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#397 to #388 - leobreacker
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#375 to #357 - anon id: 31362e15
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Only educated people will get this.

Are you ******* kidding me? You learn this **** in ******* 8th grade, and if you don't get it you should kill yourself
#389 to #375 - anon id: 85a65b18
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Yourself kill should you it get don't you if and, grade 8th ******* in **** this learn you? Me kidding ******* you are

This get will people educated only
#407 to #389 - vetis
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Oh my god, that is ******* clever. No, that isn't sarcasm. I liked that.
User avatar #402 to #389 - pringlez
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What the ****, man.
#343 to #7 - nickotak
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Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
User avatar #110 to #7 - huskycreeper
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Oh god....the pain in my abdomen.
#258 to #7 - klina
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Why kill some of them when you can kill all of them?
User avatar #339 to #7 - kiratheunholy
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inb4666thumbs
#391 to #7 - arrowinurbutt
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Because that requires more math...
Because that requires more math...
User avatar #416 to #391 - Mozzak
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I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND
#393 to #391 - anon id: 85a65b18
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half life 3 confirmed?
User avatar #401 to #393 - zorororonoa
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No, Half Life 2, Episode of Fish confirmed
User avatar #345 to #7 - arziben
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same as him v

please forgive us, Satan doesn't
#310 to #7 - mooderp
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Why "kill" when you can sacrifice the kids to Satan?
#382 to #310 - anon id: 808bfbd2
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HAIL SATAN

THE DARK OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL

HAIL HAIL HAIL
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User avatar #231 to #7 - zredshift
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Why not kidnap 60 children past puberty, 30 boys, 30 girls, and force them to have unprotected intercourse with each other and each couple will give birth to 1 kid (all the extras will be culled), and there you go - 90 kids.
User avatar #251 to #231 - rokkarokkaali
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I wanna be kidnapped.
#150 to #7 - salts
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#376 to #150 - salts
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User avatar #418 to #150 - adeadaxe
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Because they're mutually exclusive.
User avatar #419 to #418 - salts
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tell that to comment 181 down below
User avatar #420 to #419 - adeadaxe
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Yea I saw that with all the upvotes. That happens on FJ sometimes. Idk why, but two comments that say the same thing get different votes, and when you point it out all of FJ gets pissed off at you like you're the one being retarded. Oh well.
User avatar #425 to #420 - salts
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its getting to the point where im about to devise social experiments and run them on FJ ..just for lulz
User avatar #422 to #420 - salts
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eh it happens ..im not mad ..in fact this phenomenon that we are wittnessing here is quite interesting that's why i haven't deleted the comment..also i put up the are you retarded post ..and it has thumbs..which goes to show that the people here don't even look at who's posting
User avatar #27 to #7 - dafuckisthisshit
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we must go deeper
#19 to #7 - doctoryou
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Why kidnap 150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap 1000 and kill 910?
#181 to #19 - andreasl
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User avatar #200 to #19 - therealtjthemedic
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I don't really understand the whole jalepeno pussy thing
what's it supposed to sound like?
#202 to #200 - doctoryou
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the way most Americans at least pronounce is hal-a-peen-yo, making it sound like "all up in yo"
User avatar #203 to #202 - therealtjthemedic
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Oh, thanks doctorme.
#411 to #202 - anon id: fb1b770a
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I pronounce it with the J, just cause **** you.
User avatar #344 to #202 - capslockrage
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Not just Americans, that's how it's supposed to be pronounced.
#368 to #344 - anon id: 61b2f19d
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In its original spanish pronunciation it is pronounced /xala'peɲo/
User avatar #430 to #200 - jalepeno
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Well It's quite simple really..
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User avatar #313 to #19 - rplix
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This is probably one of the funniest ones
#3 - frijoles
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Or you could number them all and kill all but 90-99....then only the 90's kids will remember....
#39 to #3 - crzycuban
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thats assuming we number them off
User avatar #314 to #39 - multimedia
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How dumb is you?
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#184 to #39 - anon id: 11078115
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^ That's assuming he didn't already say that.
#175 to #3 - cazabrow
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This > Content
This > Content
#370 to #175 - frijoles
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awww shucks...thanks
#11 - Cleavland Steamer
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mfw 90s kids
User avatar #224 to #11 - rayeslegend
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Not sure about the ring pops part though, I haven't seen much sold nowadays. But yeah, Still got mah VCR and Lion king VHS tape. Good tiimess....
#294 to #11 - anon id: a822ce26
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jkjhghjhjgngfng
#303 to #294 - Cleavland Steamer
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#13 to #11 - frijoles
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your full of **** i dont believe you!!! (prove it)
#14 to #13 - flixoe
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Here you go. Bought this just for you.
#17 to #14 - frijoles
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It's so beautiful!!
#149 to #11 - xDarkness
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THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
#133 - Forfunaccount
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Or.....you could have 180 kids born in 1990, and when they turn 8, in 1998, kidnap them all.
Keep them in jail for one year. Then kill 90 of them. Then release the other 90.

Therefore, only 90 9 year old 90s kids will remember the brutal slaying of 90 9 year old 90s kids in the year of 1999.

There are nine "9" in that sentence, and there are 3 groups of "9".
9 / 3 = 3
Half Life 3 Confirmed.
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#190 to #133 - tope
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#trying5hard3me
#136 to #133 - snaresinger
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#4 - SHAMU
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Brb getting a bus.
#78 - rshanebarnes
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#295 - Waddles
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**Waddles rolls 333** Going for 9 tripsssssssss
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n0ice
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User avatar #355 to #295 - poopingsquirrel
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Holy moses nice trips man. BTW Half-Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #306 to #295 - eliotmoose
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nice roll
#298 to #295 - Waddles
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Meh
User avatar #304 to #295 - awesomedug
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half life three confirmed
#300 to #295 - ayenon
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#194 - josieabby
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"GET OFF THE INTERNET. I NEED TO USE THE PHONE!"
That's what I remember from the 90's.
#249 to #194 - dookaargetman
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In that case, I live in the past.
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Only thing i remember is " GET OFF THE PHONE. I NEED TO USE THE INTERNET!"
#5 - threeeehuggings
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Or, hear me out, you release everyone except the numbers 90-99, keep them locked up for years and eventually when they turn 13 or 14 let them reproduce. Then after they raised their kids to a self-conscious age, kill the parents and finally release the newborn kids into freedom.   
   
That way, only 90s kids will remember this
Or, hear me out, you release everyone except the numbers 90-99, keep them locked up for years and eventually when they turn 13 or 14 let them reproduce. Then after they raised their kids to a self-conscious age, kill the parents and finally release the newborn kids into freedom.

That way, only 90s kids will remember this
#225 - craazhy
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mfw anyone born in the 90's calls themselves a 90's kid.    
   
i was born in 91 and i dont remember a ******* thing about the 90's other than Legends of the Hidden Temple and Power Rangers
mfw anyone born in the 90's calls themselves a 90's kid.

i was born in 91 and i dont remember a ******* thing about the 90's other than Legends of the Hidden Temple and Power Rangers
User avatar #236 to #225 - zakaizer
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I was 96, and I don't remember anything about it, which is good, because apparently, overall, the 90's was a **** decade
User avatar #247 to #225 - kietzu
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I remember playing Sonic, nothing else.
User avatar #252 to #225 - guto
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I just remember playing Winning Eleven 3 that **** was awesome
#257 to #225 - anon id: 713eb270
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I was born in 92 and I remember very little from the 90's. I remember mostly from about 96 onward.
#366 to #225 - anon id: 326b4b49
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That's pretty much all there is to remember, the general reasoning is that we miss all the good shows and cartoons most of them are being re-aired now days so it's losing its purpose.
User avatar #229 to #225 - indiaan
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All I remember is the screen of my Nintendo Gameboy
#268 to #225 - JMF
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As long as you remember this, you are a 90's kid.