>So there I was masturbating
>Then BOOM as I'm cumming Mom walks in. (I jack off with condoms on while humping the mattress)
>She can't see the porn.
>She asks what I want to eat.
>Somehow able to get her to leave.
>Get rid of the evidence.
>Tell her to get Taco Bell.
[green]Its what I deserve after the events of that day.[mod-green]