Rev up those me-me arrows...

> Be me, 15 years-old
> on a school trip to the local waterpark
> winding down, chillin' like a villain in the Lazy River
> floating with some girls from class
> start hitting on one, Michelle, at least 7/10
> decide to get bold, grab her ass
> she likes it, and pinches mine in reprisal
> she's grinning, groping, and giggling, clearly craving the D
> everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
> suddenly my friend's mom out of ******* nowhere
> says my mom is here to pick me up
> and not a single underaged **** was given that day
> years later, hear she's 18 and pregnant by some ******
> get depressed about that and wonder...
> dating her might have saved her from ******** out mudbabies
> anyway, I digress
> trudged to mom's car, butthurt beyond all reason
> open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur