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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#42 - saladtongsofdeath
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>be teacher
>have a new class today
>i tell everyone to sit down and begin introductions
>gave them an easy little pop quiz and tell them grade counts
>principal tells me this particular class has the best students the school has ever seen
>previous teacher emails me lesson plan while kids are taking fffaaarrrrr too long on a 5 minute quiz
>see that they are way behind their grade level and studying elementary level math
>notice that it is april 1st and class is almost ending
>tell them its an april fools joke to save the embarrassment of failing class
>class ends and walk out the door
>realize that i was supposed to be in room 201 teaching quantum thermal electromagnetic physics, not room 101 teaching remedial math
#89 to #42 - cycloneclone
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**cycloneclone rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at What the fuck slogan maker ** A teacher? On FunnyJunk? Impossible!
User avatar #72 to #42 - unclaimedusername
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ouch
User avatar #88 to #42 - garymotherfinoak
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Holy crap
#101 to #42 - anon id: 95a44123
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you didn't **** up
User avatar #112 to #42 - rhiaanor
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one flaw.... why isnt there a teacher in "remedial math"
User avatar #117 to #112 - Lolzster
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Because he/she's in the physics class wondering why his/her students got so smart.
#133 to #117 - saladtongsofdeath
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User avatar #119 to #117 - rhiaanor
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why would that teacher be in another class..... teachers dont go "oh there is another teacher in my classroom, might as well teach next door"
#134 to #119 - saladtongsofdeath
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no, but they would be teaching the physics class thinking that its remedial math and wonder why his remedial class is so smart
User avatar #137 to #134 - rhiaanor
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you are saying, that they would be teaching in another class... why, why the **** would the real teacher be in another class?
#140 to #137 - saladtongsofdeath
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i dont ******* know, i just came up with it off the top of my head, dont question it, just enjoy the ******* story
User avatar #141 to #140 - rhiaanor
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never will i enjoy a story that is supposed to be real but has such a major flaw
#142 to #141 - saladtongsofdeath
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its not real, its the Post just rewritten with the teachers point of view
#114 to #42 - anon id: faf050d7
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Where was the other teacher then? the one supposed to be teaching the remedial math class?
#139 to #42 - anon id: 2dd6ad51
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All these people debating; Do they not realize you're just rehashing the post, from the teacher's POV, or are they just that bored and have nothing better to do?
#108 to #42 - trolololer
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You have my thumb good sir because that was epic.
You have my thumb good sir because that was epic.
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#136 to #135 - saladtongsofdeath
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no, because hes in the physics class wondering why his students got so smart
#74 to #42 - maloxkov
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i know that feel brother
User avatar #116 to #74 - zorororonoa
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Doryl Doxon
#87 to #42 - azraelthemage
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#128 to #125 - saladtongsofdeath
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#1 - hairibar
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That's a brilliant ************
User avatar #79 to #1 - elvarj
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*evil
#80 to #79 - hairibar
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no, he's actually brilliant, not only evil
User avatar #81 to #80 - elvarj
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Brilliant, and evil then?
#82 to #81 - hairibar
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nope. Hither was brilliant and evil. This teacher is only brilliant (wwll and a ************, but i've already said that)
User avatar #83 to #82 - elvarj
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FFS, it was only a cunting joke.
#77 to #1 - anon id: b69d07c1
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lol
#113 to #1 - anon id: ae06c64d
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faggot you dont deserve those thumbs
#120 to #113 - hairibar
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really, I wanna know it, and by the way, calling someone faggot isn't the same than arguing. If we are going to argue, I prefer to do it like normal people (even if I don't know if that's even possible at the internet)
#115 to #113 - hairibar
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and, why not?
User avatar #29 - lexausaurusrex
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**lexausaurusrex rolls 51** my grades
User avatar #76 to #29 - usmcoorah
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**usmcoorah rolls 289** 100 is my grade.
User avatar #31 to #29 - spyisspy
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**spyisspy rolls 66** my grades
User avatar #32 to #31 - SevenForOhNoe
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**SevenForOhNoe rolls 36** step ur grades up
#33 to #32 - callmeiso
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**callmeiso rolls 99** You have no power here, my grades are the best =D
#40 to #33 - SevenForOhNoe
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#34 to #33 - SevenForOhNoe
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U ****** WIN!
User avatar #126 to #34 - mrfourtysevenman
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**mrfourtysevenman rolls 29**
there there
rolling aint easy
User avatar #49 to #33 - deathzor
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**deathzor rolls 889** orly?
User avatar #36 to #33 - lexausaurusrex
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**lexausaurusrex rolls 571** going for perfect let see if my study took in
#38 to #36 - lexausaurusrex
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i shall sepuku
User avatar #48 to #36 - dizzleboy
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**dizzleboy rolls 26** my grades
User avatar #73 to #48 - cdula
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**cdula rolls 33** Hey, guys look at my gra--
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User avatar #68 to #33 - brothergrimm
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**brothergrimm rolls 28** my grades are better!
#104 to #68 - neiharakon
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you know it's impossible for you to have gotten higher than him.
#138 to #104 - brothergrimm
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yeah. i thought someone might get a laugh out of an epic failure
yeah. i thought someone might get a laugh out of an epic failure
#143 to #138 - neiharakon
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for the record, I did. A thumb for your good intentions!
#69 to #68 - brothergrimm
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#66 to #33 - kinnikinnik
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**kinnikinnik rolls 38**
User avatar #75 to #31 - usmcoorah
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Eh its passing so **** it.
#26 - jedisquirrel
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#129 to #26 - clarityinchaos
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This kid is going places.



but college is certainly not one of them
User avatar #67 to #26 - nocta
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TFW you get an A+
#46 to #26 - quakie
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wait this gif is never finishing



i looked at it way too long
User avatar #5 - gomugomuno
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except the fact that April fools was on same day as Easter Monday and there was no school (in UK anyway). not sure where the story is from
#19 to #5 - kiboz
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I am in a mostly orthodox country and still, we had the day off.
#20 to #5 - anon id: 4328e3b0
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You know there's other countries out there with schools, right?
#52 to #20 - anon id: 6906f614
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Bee, read Little Red Riding Hood? Three Little Bears/Whores? SOMECUM'S BEEN ****** WITH MY IP/ TV SINCE WHAT--LEAST LAST SUMMER
#23 to #5 - anon id: a85b83e9
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>from UK
>everyone must obey my UK traditions
Maybe people actually live outside of Europe, dickbag.
User avatar #28 to #5 - themightymrplow
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My little sister had school on Monday, I know because she complained for three days that she had to go back.
#30 to #5 - anon id: f4892eed
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Could've been someone just telling a story of what happened to them once
#41 to #5 - anon id: bdc2a470
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there was school in the usa on easter monday, not as many people are catholic
User avatar #78 to #5 - thefunnyside [OP]
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I'm from Serbia, We're orthodox
#121 to #5 - anon id: 74669e75
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not all schools have off on easter monday
#18 to #5 - stepsword
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In U.S. we get good friday off but not Easter Monday
User avatar #6 to #5 - albinodogcrap
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In the US it is Easter Sunday, so there is a separation of the two days.
User avatar #16 to #6 - yonyon
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In Europe, Easter is also held on a Sunday, but the day after is also considered a holiday.
User avatar #51 to #16 - ComicBookGuy
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Well I know a lot of schools lost Monday off for missing too many days with Hurricane Sandy and all of the never-ending snow
User avatar #61 to #51 - rieskimo
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Worst reply ever
User avatar #63 to #61 - ComicBookGuy
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Oh god, I can't escape these types of replies
#64 - weinergobbler
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Since we are all sharing school stories, here is one of mine from a couple of months ago.    
   
   
>Be me   
>10th grade, not allowed off campus   
>sneak off campus anyway in friends car during lunch to go to the mall   
>come back 20 minutes late for class directly after lunch   
>in the middle of huge statewide (or nationwide, can't remember) test   
>teacher pissed, asked me why i'm late   
>oh **** oh **** oh ****   
>look her dead in the eys   
>straight face, whisper "I...I had diarrhea"   
>excused for my tardy    
   
   
I have a **** ton of funny school stories, I posted one earlier about my febreeze bomb incident and the time I lured in small animals into my classroom using bird food.
Since we are all sharing school stories, here is one of mine from a couple of months ago.


>Be me
>10th grade, not allowed off campus
>sneak off campus anyway in friends car during lunch to go to the mall
>come back 20 minutes late for class directly after lunch
>in the middle of huge statewide (or nationwide, can't remember) test
>teacher pissed, asked me why i'm late
>oh **** oh **** oh ****
>look her dead in the eys
>straight face, whisper "I...I had diarrhea"
>excused for my tardy


I have a **** ton of funny school stories, I posted one earlier about my febreeze bomb incident and the time I lured in small animals into my classroom using bird food.
#96 to #64 - anon id: 7de4c8e3
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Ooooooh you're that guy!
User avatar #97 to #96 - weinergobbler
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Lol what
#123 to #64 - ishotthedeputy
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>weinergobbler
>weinergobbler
User avatar #132 to #123 - weinergobbler
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I enjoy a good hotdog. **** me, right?
#103 to #64 - gorden
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>pregnant teacher   
> sex education class   
>class test   
> "name 2 abortion methods"   
>"Pushing down the stairs"    
>"Hit the unborn with a baseball bat"   
> suspended for 1 week   
   
hfw when she saw my answers
>pregnant teacher
> sex education class
>class test
> "name 2 abortion methods"
>"Pushing down the stairs"
>"Hit the unborn with a baseball bat"
> suspended for 1 week

hfw when she saw my answers
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+1
#53 - grimmwaters
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#62 to #53 - rieskimo
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#4 - imofcnotharveydent
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no **** you teacher!
no **** you teacher!
#70 - tropicalbonerfish
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#85 to #70 - azraelthemage
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TFW a student stands up to him.
TFW a student stands up to him.
#90 to #85 - tropicalbonerfish
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#91 to #90 - azraelthemage
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#93 to #92 - azraelthemage
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#95 to #93 - tropicalbonerfish
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#107 to #95 - trolololer
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This thread is epic. Why aren't you guys in top comments yet? Pic very related
This thread is epic. Why aren't you guys in top comments yet? Pic very related
#124 to #107 - mikaelkid
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can i join
can i join
#130 to #124 - tropicalbonerfish
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**** yeah
**** yeah
#94 to #91 - millex
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Dont try me.
Dont try me.
User avatar #122 to #85 - darksideofthebeast
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I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #17 - sackit
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We had this teahcer ones, she was a bit fat and suddenly we started to talk about this disease that was going around, we could choose if we wanted a syringe for it or not

My teacher said this:I would take it if i where young but the old people dont need it, they will just die any way
#98 to #17 - ninootendoo
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I laughed way too hard at this
I laughed way too hard at this
#39 to #17 - tehphire
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Why do we need to know if she's fat?
User avatar #57 to #39 - sackit
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So you can know that you have a chance on her:)
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