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#42 - saladtongsofdeath (04/02/2013) [+] (23 replies)
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>be teacher
>have a new class today
>i tell everyone to sit down and begin introductions
>gave them an easy little pop quiz and tell them grade counts
>principal tells me this particular class has the best students the school has ever seen
>previous teacher emails me lesson plan while kids are taking fffaaarrrrr too long on a 5 minute quiz
>see that they are way behind their grade level and studying elementary level math
>notice that it is april 1st and class is almost ending
>tell them its an april fools joke to save the embarrassment of failing class
>class ends and walk out the door
>realize that i was supposed to be in room 201 teaching quantum thermal electromagnetic physics, not room 101 teaching remedial math
#1 - hairibar (04/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
That's a brilliant ************
User avatar #29 - lexausaurusrex (04/02/2013) [+] (20 replies)
**lexausaurusrex rolls 51** my grades
#33 to #32 - callmeiso (04/02/2013) [-]
**callmeiso rolls 99** You have no power here, my grades are the best =D
#26 - jedisquirrel (04/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #5 - gomugomuno (04/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
except the fact that April fools was on same day as Easter Monday and there was no school (in UK anyway). not sure where the story is from
#64 - weinergobbler (04/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Since we are all sharing school stories, here is one of mine from a couple of months ago.    
   
   
>Be me   
>10th grade, not allowed off campus   
>sneak off campus anyway in friends car during lunch to go to the mall   
>come back 20 minutes late for class directly after lunch   
>in the middle of huge statewide (or nationwide, can't remember) test   
>teacher pissed, asked me why i'm late   
>oh 						****					 oh 						****					 oh 						****					   
>look her dead in the eys   
>straight face, whisper "I...I had diarrhea"   
>excused for my tardy    
   
   
I have a 						****					 ton of funny school stories, I posted one earlier about my febreeze bomb incident and the time I lured in small animals into my classroom using bird food.
Since we are all sharing school stories, here is one of mine from a couple of months ago.


>Be me
>10th grade, not allowed off campus
>sneak off campus anyway in friends car during lunch to go to the mall
>come back 20 minutes late for class directly after lunch
>in the middle of huge statewide (or nationwide, can't remember) test
>teacher pissed, asked me why i'm late
>oh **** oh **** oh ****
>look her dead in the eys
>straight face, whisper "I...I had diarrhea"
>excused for my tardy


I have a **** ton of funny school stories, I posted one earlier about my febreeze bomb incident and the time I lured in small animals into my classroom using bird food.
#53 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - imofcnotharveydent (04/02/2013) [-]
no 						****					 you teacher!
no **** you teacher!
#70 - tropicalbonerfish (04/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #17 - sackit ONLINE (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
We had this teahcer ones, she was a bit fat and suddenly we started to talk about this disease that was going around, we could choose if we wanted a syringe for it or not

My teacher said this:I would take it if i where young but the old people dont need it, they will just die any way
#39 to #17 - tehphire (04/02/2013) [-]
Why do we need to know if she's fat?
#86 - josieabby (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW  "questions hard as 						****					"
MFW "questions hard as **** "
User avatar #13 - darkcomy (04/02/2013) [-]
While i was in 7th grade, we had one funny English class. We had two pupils come late because during recess they left the school grounds to buy some fast food. When we told the teacher where they were, she gave us some test papers she had ready for a higher class, and we agreed to seem stressed and all. Man, the look on their faces 3 minutes after they came and seen the tests.
#12 - bluemoonz (04/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I did something like that, I probably wouldn't be able to hold in all that laughter.
User avatar #24 to #22 - bluemoonz (04/02/2013) [-]
It catches people's attention.
#71 - Bethanyrose (04/02/2013) [-]
...and then you rage on everyone in class.
...and then you rage on everyone in class.
+5
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#14 - alucardshellhound (04/02/2013) [-]
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#27 - rebby (04/02/2013) [-]
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#9 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Only problem with this, is that if the questions where hard as **** , half the class would be "finished" after 10 minutes, and leave class.
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