So a woman goes through a prolonged labor to give birth to her first baby.
Doctor delivers it just fine and he lifts it up to cut the umbilical cord since her husband wasn't there and she was exhausted and nobody else wanted to do it.
The doctor then dashes over to the 4th-story window and chucks the baby out, a few moments later a smack can be heard from the parking lot below.
The woman screams "OH MY GOD HE JUST THREW MY NEW BORN BABY OUT THE WINDOW!!!!"
Everybody looks on in horror as the doctor turns around grinning.
"Ha ha! April fools!!!! It was already dead!"
Happy April fools day, funnyjunk.