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Submitted: 03/29/2013
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#5 - CIS White Male (03/29/2013) [-]
>be fighting giants
>bout to die so i use the ethereal shout
>game glitches so i become ethereal right as giant hits me
>go flying while still alive and in first person mode
>Ethereal runs out
> ****** .jpg
>as falling back down right before hit ground shout is ready
>Shout ethereal again and survive fall
>mfw i survived a giants attack and a fall from a height equal to throat of the world
User avatar #8 - sirham (03/29/2013) [-]
>Running around in Whiterun, bored as ****
>Decide to go and punch Aela the Huntress in the face
>Do it
>All the companions come after me
>Run outside, but the companions are still trying to kill me
>Suddenly the guards start to help me
>The companions start attacking the guards aswell
>The guards keep respawning, and most of the companions are immortal
>The epic battle lasts for about 30 minutes
>Ground is scattered with a ******* of dead guards and a few civilians
>iregretnothing.jpg
#6 - aberserkerbull (03/29/2013) [-]
-be level 51 Nord
-get the Dawnguard add-on
-get this really hot vampire princess to help me
- **** around in the north and give her tons of deadric **** and other things of value
-bitch ***** off suddenfly
-all my **** gone
-ya done goof cunt.jpg
-she is gone forvr and eventually forget about the twat
-300 hours of game time later i find the cunt
-she is swimming like a cunt in the solstheim harbour
-i gotz u naw cunt
-downloads sex mod
-start touring skyrim with my stealing vampire cunt of a sexslave
-invites everybody i meet to **** this bitch publicly
-(they all wreck her)
-after 500 hours of sex touring later she is worn out
-take all her **** and my **** from her
-she be buttass nude.jpg
-ldownloads cage mod
-cage her in the middle of whitrun nude
-MFW i donloaded a cry mod just to hear the bitch suffer
#16 - europe (03/29/2013) [-]
>kill an npc in whiterun
>run around with the guards on my tail
>one of the companions follows me
>I sheathe my weapon and pay my fine
>walking around whiterun like nothing happened
>that same companions starts charging at me
>he sheathes his weapon and the conversation menu opens op
>close it, he instantly unsheathes his weapon, sheathes it again and starts talking to me again
>he won't stop following me through whiterun and keeps on talking to me

best thing of all? the bastard was immortal. got to love these gamebreaking glitches.
#9 - redblueyellow (03/29/2013) [-]
-Nord lvl 74
-Struttin' around in the mountains
-Combat music starts playing
-Look around, see no ******
-Hear FUS ROH DAH
-Turn around see draugh thu'uming
- ********** .jpg
-Get blasted of mountain
-Soaring like a majestic eagle
-Crash into ground meteorite style
-Auto save was of entire time
-god...dammit
#19 - opjoopie (03/30/2013) [-]
>Find Sauron's Mace somewhere, probably added in some dlc I downloaded   
>Have no idea what the hell it's effect is, but the damage is awesome   
>first thing I hit practically disappears flying into the air   
>unaware it's because of my mace, I figure game is bugged   
>Go on hitting everything I find for a while, pretty entertained at the fact everything I hit flies miles away   
>Don't realise everything I hit doesnt die, they just flie away taking normal damage   
>Suddenly at the horizon angry creatures start showing up   
>Get swarmed in loads and loads of all the creatures I hit   
>Literally about a 100 creatures wanting to kill me   
   
TFW in combat with 100 mobs with sauron's mace equipped
>Find Sauron's Mace somewhere, probably added in some dlc I downloaded
>Have no idea what the hell it's effect is, but the damage is awesome
>first thing I hit practically disappears flying into the air
>unaware it's because of my mace, I figure game is bugged
>Go on hitting everything I find for a while, pretty entertained at the fact everything I hit flies miles away
>Don't realise everything I hit doesnt die, they just flie away taking normal damage
>Suddenly at the horizon angry creatures start showing up
>Get swarmed in loads and loads of all the creatures I hit
>Literally about a 100 creatures wanting to kill me

TFW in combat with 100 mobs with sauron's mace equipped
#17 - CIS White Male (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Playing my stealth character
>sneak around in a forsworn cave
>Looting a body, accidentally take all of his stuff
>throw the armor on the ground
>ohshoot one of the forsworn walking up the stairs towards me
>hide behind wall, no way he'll see me with this high stealth level
>He walks over and asks me "are you gonna use that armor? If not, can I have it"
>say yes, want to see what happens
>he attacks me, I hide behind a wall and he forgets all about it
User avatar #12 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Not really skyrim, but same make.
> New file on New Vegas
> outside of Nipton
> see huge herd of Bighorns
> steer clear of that B.S
> see bighorn already on side
> walk over
> lets me search.
#11 - CIS White Male (03/29/2013) [-]
-be chillin in whiterun
-go to blacksmith to sell iron daggers
- when i exit buff battleborn says usual asshole comment
-use telekinesis to throw pan at him
-he dies (wtf)
-before i even know whats going on eorlund comes and impales the old battleborn women on his sword, kills other son.
- me throwing a pan got half of battleborn family killed.
#10 - clockworkkk (03/29/2013) [-]
>running from giant (on master difficulty)
>Almost dead, and decide to head towards river to perhaps slow the giant.
>Get past river and notice ground stopped shaking and giant sounds like it's being hurt
>Turn around to see giant stomping the ground
>LOL MUDCRAB!
>Giant stomps on mud crab.
>Mudcrab dies and flies through the air (towards me)
>Mud crab's dead corpse hits and kills me.
>ican'teven.jpg Accidentallythewholething.png
User avatar #3 - gibroner (03/29/2013) [-]
> make wood elf thief
> steal every single sweet roll
#1 - shanealexander (03/29/2013) [-]
>first day playing skyrim
>leave white run to go to that cave for the first quest
>see giant camp
>decide to check it out
>get too close to giant
>giant attacks me
>go flying like the **** I don't give
>repeat this to laugh my ass off
#7 - aberserkerbull (03/29/2013) [-]
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