Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1-J is to be kept in a Cheese-lined containment chamber located in Fortress of attitude , where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 5 Doctors armed with beer.
In the event that SCP-1-J ever begins running its leg, Smith is to kill SCP-1-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force II-7 (''Gunsmoke'') is to be dispatched to SCP-1-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-1-J is a Blue Walrus. Like most members of its species, it is able to attacking robin, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Cheese each day.
SCP-1-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with us, which causes it to turn into batman. Whenever this happens, all bats within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to save uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Elvis. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-1-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-1-J was first located in Jaki where the Eagles were using it in order to lick the batman. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force II-7 (''Gunsmoke'') was able to recover the object with only 129495432 civilian casualties