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#129 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
Why do you believe in "sexual adventure tales" of middle schoolers?   
   
Dude, they have internet.
Why do you believe in "sexual adventure tales" of middle schoolers?

Dude, they have internet.
User avatar #202 to #129 - cormy (03/22/2013) [-]
... I have seen the pregnancies. I can assure you it does happen, maybe not around where you live.
User avatar #203 to #202 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure those thing happens. I never said the inverse.

But i'm saying is in the most times, is just ******** .

"Look, how i'm a grown uo ****** badass"

Again: you had that age. Remember your own lies.
User avatar #231 to #203 - cormy (03/22/2013) [-]
You didn't say the inverse but you did ask why we believe in the tales.
I believe in them because I've witnessed them lol
That's all I was saying
User avatar #147 to #129 - Maroon ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
For real, they are all a bunch of lying cunts. Anyone who actually does it is just a retard who thinks he's one upping someone else, when that person just told a fake story in the first place.
User avatar #192 to #147 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
This. I knew a guy who proclaimed to be some sort of sex got at the age of 14 and he had a massive cock...
Talking to his ex and she said he was below average in performance and said huge cock didn't exist. I mean if you're going to lie at least make it a legit story
User avatar #153 to #147 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
No, no. I know middle schoolers that are actually telling the truth. I have seen these things when I was a sophomore in high school. I used to hang out with eight graders (they were the only age group close to my age in the neighborhood that played soccer and video games and weren't a bunch of "gangsta nignogs"). The things I have seen I do not wish to describe, but believe me. 50% of them are not lying.
User avatar #189 to #153 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
you know guys that age speak anything to be recognized as badasses cunt destroyers, right?

c'mon, have you had that age. Remember your lies (including the lies you told until today.)
User avatar #208 to #189 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Uh, seriously. I have seen somethings. These middle schoolers made a video of themselves in the mall changing room ******* and it got leaked into the school. Other guys had photos of girls sucking their dick.
User avatar #209 to #208 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
riiiiiight....... sounds legit as ****
User avatar #211 to #209 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Well, its good that you want to stay ignorant of these things. Stay in your safe little world. But when you realize the truth, just remember I tried to tell you so.
User avatar #212 to #211 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
You know i'm, at least, 10 years older than you, i'm married AND was a sailor, right?
User avatar #213 to #212 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
exactly, you haven't seen what I have seen because you have no inside information. I actually infiltrated the middle schoolers and have seen these things first hand. You haven't. Plain and simple. I don't like to lie, not even on the internet. I am not a hypocrite when it comes to that.
User avatar #215 to #213 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
Dude, tell the truth.

Me and everbody whi reads your comments already get it.

You are a middle schooler.

You are not "infiltrated" inside the middle schoolers. You are talking about your school friends who you think are badasses.

It's OK, bro. Your age don't define you, your actions do.
User avatar #216 to #215 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I am a freshman in college dude. I attend NC A&T SU in Greensboro and I am going for my bachelors degree in Architectural Engineering. Way to judge asshole. My other evidence that middle schoolers are ******* like rabbits is that my mom is an OB-GYN. She delivers babies from 12 and 13 year olds at least 2-3 times a year. Those are the unlucky kids that actually conceived. I knew at least five pregnant nine-graders which means most of them were ******* before they even got to high school.
User avatar #217 to #216 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
Dude, think.

I have 2 options:

1- Do not believe in you (hey, this is internet). What means you are, in fact, a middle schooler trying to look a grown-up guy.

This makes you a normal person. Actually, a healthy kid.


2- Believe in you. What means you are a college guy who "infiltrate" between middle schoolers and see (or record, this is internet) videos of them making sex.

This makes you a ******* creepy pedophile.


And you are telling I am the asshole?
User avatar #220 to #217 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I could be an asshole and assume that you are a jarhead who couldn't qualify for college because he thinks he can do better by putting his life up on the line for nothing other than fact that he can't do anything with his life and that he fools himself into thinking he is actually making a difference. I could assume that you are lying that you are married and a kissless 23yo virgin who refuses to believe that people 10 years younger than him are getting more than he can, which he shouldn't be that ashamed because it really isn't all that bad.
User avatar #223 to #220 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, you can assume what you want about me.

Actually, you'll be a moron if you trust me.

I can say to you i'm a married 28 year old guy, who is graduated in Mechanical Engineering, and works in a Nuclear Power Plant on Brazil. I worked as a sailor (in the machine room) for a while, but i wanted to marry with my girl and changed my life because her. I also can say i give lessons of Physics to middle schoolers to improve the cash (Third World, dude. The wage sucks)

But you can believe or not.

I use the method of probabilities: when someone claims to be something who don't fit, well... you know.
User avatar #218 to #217 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I am talking of my experiences. This notice I said infiltrated. I am talking of when I was in 10th grade, as I stated earlier, if you forgot. Second off, these photos and videos get sent around cell phones all the time.
#219 to #218 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
It's okay bro.

This is internet. Be what you want.

I'm gonna be Batman.
User avatar #222 to #219 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Like I said, I don't lie. I hate being called a liar. No, my jimmies are not rustled. But to see someone choose to be ignorance makes me wish you were dead. I respect that fact that you chose to serve our country. But think about it. This is America. We are a ****** up nation. Is middle schoolers ******* really that shocking and unbelievable to you?
User avatar #224 to #222 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
No dude.

It's how i said to the other guy.

I'm not saying there is no sex between middle schoolers. Sadly, is true.

But what i'm saying is: this "crazy tales" of sex adventures in the middle school are, 90% of the times, pure ******** .

Dude, i was a middle schooler once. I lied a lot about how the chicks loved my cock. I know how works.

The fact of me was a healty kid don't means there is broked kids who make a lot of sex without even know what they are doing. But they are minority.

Capice?
User avatar #225 to #224 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I get it, I said the same thing earlier only with a lower percentage.
User avatar #226 to #225 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
beer?
User avatar #227 to #226 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
beer?
#228 to #227 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
hell yeah
#229 to #228 - doctadoc ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
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I want it...but I'm still underaged...
#214 to #213 - inbardo (03/22/2013) [-]
"Infiltrated the middle schoolers"

Dude, i love you.
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