-be little me 7 years old, pretty cool kid kept to myself.
-lunch time comes around eating my favourite sandwich. Egg salad.
-lunch is over and I'm back in class
-hears rumbling and growling from stomach
-ask teacher man to let me go to the bathroom
-not even five seconds later atomic fart explodes from my ass
-classmates throw up everywhere
-teacher sends me to the office
-talking to VP when suddenly a second atomic blast explodes from my ass
-takes a turn for the worst and ****
starts spraying from my ass
-VP covered in ****
calls my dad
-dad picks me up high fives me takes me to subway.