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Submitted: 03/16/2013
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#56 - ajolt (03/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Two scientists walk into a bar. They both look like ******* idiots because they just hit their heads.
#81 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Real life
#9 - hangingtree ONLINE (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#2 - CIS White Male (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Hydrogen peroxide is H2O2.
User avatar #3 to #2 - shokonicci (03/16/2013) [-]
That's the joke
#61 - Reldinrostiare (03/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Two scientists walk into a bar. They bump into a Jew, a priest, a polack, a kurd, a dyke, a fruit, and a blonde. Now everybodies ******* confused. Happy?
User avatar #21 - djChives (03/17/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I think you got the punch line wrong, it should be "the second one died."
#23 to #21 - lolfire (03/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#116 - josieabby (03/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #98 - fkepticlesky (03/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse, incapable of understanding the human language, promptly ***** on the floor and leaves.
#55 - probablynaked (03/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost every green thumb in the comments went to people telling off other people who got a 						********					 of red thumbs.    
   
I love it man
Almost every green thumb in the comments went to people telling off other people who got a ******** of red thumbs.

I love it man
#82 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
Real life
#133 - tuckthisphit (03/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
<H2O
<H2O "Too"
User avatar #65 - kanatana (03/17/2013) [-]
Jimmy was a chemist son,
Now jimmy is no more.
What Jimmy thought was h2o was h2SO4.
#111 - dramakid ONLINE (03/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #107 - BigDoktor (03/17/2013) [-]
Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first says "I'll have some H2O."

The second says "I'll have some water too, but why are you talking like that? We're not at work."

The first scientists goes into the bathroom.

He cries because his assassination attempt has failed.
User avatar #62 - Danzig (03/17/2013) [-]
I've learned most if not all my chemistry from funnyjunk jokes.
#78 - mishaestrin (03/17/2013) [-]
Real life
#59 - hahafunnyuwhore (03/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
They went into a bar for H2O when they could have gotten C2H6O.
#96 to #59 - drosenblum (03/17/2013) [-]
Why would they want dimethyl ether?
Why would they want dimethyl ether?
#33 - runescapewasgood (03/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #153 - turtlepoop (03/17/2013) [-]
what's the similarity between an orange and the pope?

they're both a fruit, except the pope
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