Here's a way to kill time
midget little people edition.
Step 1: Find the most popular jogging route in your area.
Step 2: Rent a Gimli costume.
Step 3: Go run the route. And when you pass by people, say things like: "Dwarves aren't ment for running!" or "Breathe, that's the key; breathe!" In your best Gimli voice.
When you are about to cross a street, wait until just before the light turns green, then notch the person beside you and tell them to toss you.
The costume may get very warm so bring a lot of water, and perhaps do it when the weather is cold.