>Be me, 18 years old
>Open carrying my AK-47 while I’m taking my dog for a walk
>Why? Because **** you.
>Most people in my neighborhood don’t really care
>After 10 minutes of walking I hear a voice coming one of the houses
>It’s a middle aged Turkish woman and her husband
>She’s yelling something, I can’t understand it through her thick Turkish accent
>Her husband walks towards me, visibly angry
>”Why you carry that dangerous weapon? Gib me!”
>"Sir, calm down an-"
>Before I could say anything else, he kicks my dog in the abdomen and tries to go after my AK
>I hit him in the face with the stock of the rifle and Mozambiqued his ass (two shots to the chest, one to the head)
>His wife starts screaming
>I let my dog loose
>He rips her throat out
>All my friends have noticed the action
>They all grab their AKs and join me
>Other Turks in the neighborhood are now furious and are marching towards us
>Mow them down with full-auto fire.
>The remaining Turks are pulled from their filthy homes and shot
>It was a good day