>be 19. live alone. don't have many friends.
>at the library one day
>see a good 7/10
>a 5/10 myself
>staring at her. she notices me. she starts staring at me
>she starts coming over to me
>we start talking for hours
>ask her out on a date. she says "yes"
>take her to fancy restaurant. it goes great!
>take her home and she kisses me on the check
>5 years later we are still dating
>at work and get an urgent call from wife
>she says she is being kidnapped
>hear her scream and then the phone hangs up
>go home to see a note with a number on it
>call it and its the robbers
>say my wife will tell me the negotiations
>she says "Anon! are you there?"
>me "I love you baby don't worry ill help you"
>"you are my everything everything will be okay i promise"
>she is crying and can only get out a few last works
>"come get me...please"
>i track down the number and find the place
>get my gun and go there
>start fighting these guys
>one pulls a gun to my girls head
>she says "Anon...anon before they kill me i have one last thing i need.."
>i say "what do you need my love?" crying at this point
>she says "..I need about tree fiddy"
Well it was about that time that I noticed that she was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era working with a gang to get tree fiddy from me
It was the god damn Lochness monsta