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User avatar #6 - copyhat (03/01/2013) [-]
>Be helium core
>In Science class
>See aluminum
>Pounds into aluminum
>Alpha as ****
#9 - spangle (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - PootieTang (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Two chemists walk into a bar,
They are celebrating a recent breakthrough at the laboratory and have a wonderful time.
#12 - crazyolitis (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Somehow related, I guess...
User avatar #39 - bokkos ONLINE (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be Gold
>See hot oxygen lesbian couple
>Go up to try and take them home
>They ignore me
>Noble as ****
User avatar #111 - YoDawgWeHeard (03/01/2013) [-]
>Be neutron
>Walk into bar
>protonbartender.jpg
>Ask for drink
>He says, "for you, no charge."
>"Really?!" I say
>"I'm positive."
User avatar #29 - spant (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be DNA
>meet hot helicase
>unzips my jeans
>alpha helix as ****
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>she leaves
>spill single strand protein spaghetti over my jeans in my failure
>ohno
>cant zip jeans together
> ******
>polymerase tard comes over
>copied my jeans
>lulwut?
>leaves
>return home, protein mess all over my jeans
>Ligase the **** out of my jeans
>Zips back together
>Identical copy of my old jeans
>everything went better than expected

Moral of the story is kids, don't do drugs
#25 - drumsrdbest (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be Resistor
>See giant douche trying to talk to hot girl behind me
>Moving towards her with electric speed
>Stop him in his tracks
>Omega as ****
User avatar #49 - irockhard (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be Business Major
>Be confused
-2
#73 - biguglyface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #68 - crownofroses (03/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be uranium
>radiate alpha confidence, get dem bitches
>meet lead
>something about her, yet she resists my advances
>try to better myself
>end up getting buff enough to change my isotope
>emitting all of the alpha
>she's still ******* indifferent
>finally buy a gun chambered in neutron
>end it all
>beta as ****

>P.S.
>my death may or may not have leveled a city.
#87 - ohitshim (03/01/2013) [-]
-Be Magnesium
-Go to a metal concert
-See my friend Potassium
-Start dancing like crazy together
-Metallic as ****
#7 - felixjarl (03/01/2013) [-]
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#74 - leegeko (03/01/2013) [-]
gama as ****
#58 - OminousDemon (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #107 - shinobidesu (03/01/2013) [-]
>Be neutron
>See uranium-235 (or maybe 238, don't remember?)
> ********* .periodictable
>"bump" into uranium's ass
>cause fission chain reaction
>hiroshima in ashes
>no charged as ****
User avatar #53 - fosforgasxiii (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In what science class do they have experiments with gamma radiation?
#26 - joktapuss (03/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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