my job to get herbs and spices for kitchen
they tell me one day to go pick some oregano from the garden we keep outside
I go out, only to find oregano planted in a path leading into the woods adjacent
I follow the plants, because why not?
Reach the edge of the forest
He asks me a riddle to get into the woods
>If i'm Terry, and im 30, and my girlfriend Stacey is 16, and she cant get married until 18,
how much longer until she can drink wine on our anniversary?
Tell him to shove riddle up his ass
He pulls out a shotgun and shoots me
mfw I die on the oregano trail of dissin' terry