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    My mom randomly sent this to me today.


    Its Tuesday !

    Did you know that America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional
    Wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked.

    Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

    Kill one man you’re a murderer , kill a million and you’re a conqueror.

    We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for … I have no idea.

    In hotel rooms I worry, I can not be the only person who sits on the furniture naked.

    And on that note, have a great day !
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    You're adopted and your real mommy is out sucking dick and curses you daily for making her crusty old vagina so damn loose.
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