The following is a list of Facebook statuses that are posted very often that make me cringe, and the things I wish to say to the people who post these inane wastes of everyone's eyes.
"I ******* hate people sometimes."
Yeah. Good for you, you have emotions. I ******* love people sometimes, you should try that, too.
"XXX is in a relationship:
I think he's the one!"
You just started dating and he's the one, huh? Well, I guess it's possible. After all, after about 10 "the one's", I think I should trust your judgement a bit better.
"I think you should/I can't stand XXX, -insert profanities here-"
Are you talking to me? Or all of your friends? Oh wait, no, you're being a vague smartass because the only reason you hate someone in the first place is because you want attention. For all I know, it probably IS me.
"-insert song lyrics-"
Could you at least put a ♪ between the beginning and the end of that so I know not to be worried about you and try to talk about ****?
Oh, alright. Would you like to talk about it? Oh, that's right, no. Why post something like that and not want people to care about you? That's completely selfish to just put **** out that will make people worry and then never speak a word of it to anyone. I understand not wanting to be in denial, but if you're going to put those kinds of things out, you have to be willing to accept when people want to he---oh wait, people with actual problems can. Again, attention is more important than other people, I suppose.
"-****** Facebook Meme-"
"-Borderline semi-inspirational quote/pic-"
Ok, this one is more of a peeve. I don't like the idea of people blindly posting some picture just because what it says looks inspirational or moving, and I honestly feel like that happens more often than not. As if whatever it says doesn't really mean anything to them, it just sounds cool. I don't understand why people don't just make pictures of themselves with their own personal quotes. That wouldn't be egotistical, and if you feel like what you have to say really speaks to people, even if everyone disagrees, hopefully you live in an environment where no one can stifle that. Just be original, that's what I want to say.
I have now run out of room.
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