Highdea

#195 to #86 - fedegon ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

Okay, look, I get that this is a pretty common idea for a comment, but seriously, the same gif and the same reply on the same fucking content.
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4447113/Highdea/15#15

#203 to #195 - pulluspardus (02/25/2013) [-]

I was quoting Armored Core.

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#95 to #71 - arizonastar (02/24/2013) [-]

"This isn't even my final form!"

#136 to #71 - exlo (02/25/2013) [-]

Oh. That's popcorn.

Thought it was a fucking egg for a second there.

#106 to #71 - vansamen (02/24/2013) [-]

I've been staring at this gif a long time now. So amazing!

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#35 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [+] (28 replies)

Things like these make me wonder: How did people invent such things? Popcorn, bow and arrow, cheese, bread. Alright, with popcorn it could have been just an accident, but the others must have required some creative minds.

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#43 to #35 - dreamtheory (02/24/2013) [-]

I think for the bow and arrow, there was one guy who thought, "I wanna kill those people over there, without being there... Hmm..."

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#45 to #43 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

"I want to thow flames on those people, but they're too far away." Same goes for the flamethrower I guess.

#74 to #45 - theshadowed (02/24/2013) [-]

Random Fact of the Day: The Flamethrower was invented by the Ancient Greeks

#76 to #74 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Eeyup. As a siege weapon.

#77 to #76 - theshadowed (02/24/2013) [-]

Imagine that thing rolling towards you.

'Fucking Greeks, back again! What, the fuck is that?'

#81 to #77 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Actually, it was when the Greeks fought against each other. "Yo Alexander!" "I swear to god, if you say you're seeing a fire-breathing turtle again, I-" FWOOSH!

#47 to #45 - dreamtheory (02/24/2013) [-]

George Carlin with the flame thrower. Pretty funny stuff.

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#38 to #35 - harleycurnow (02/24/2013) [-]

Honey. It takes some real balls to stick your hand into a mass of angry, painful flying things and eat the shit that's in there.

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#39 to #38 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Well, humans did that for millions of years. Homo Habilis probably already did that. Honey's got much energy in it, and the pack leaders became leaders when they could get the group the most food.

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#40 to #39 - harleycurnow (02/24/2013) [-]

life>pack leader.

#41 to #40 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Incompetent pack leader that isn't willing to take risks for food = starvation.

#61 to #35 - Eralus (02/24/2013) [-]

And just think, at one point in history, someone saw an egg fall out of a chickens ass and thought "You know what? I'm gonna fucking eat that."

#63 to #61 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

That's kind of from evolution. Eggs contain much protein, which is very useful for not energy. Most animals did/do it.

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#99 to #63 - peanutbraddle (02/24/2013) [-]

don't foxes eat chickens, and their eggs?

#101 to #99 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Think so.

#118 to #63 - srskate (02/25/2013) [-]

ya, but how do you find that shit out?

#124 to #118 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]

People saw other animals do it, and thought that it would be a good idea. Hunger can be very convinsing.

#53 to #35 - temporalguardian (02/24/2013) [-]

A bow and arrow is a weapon, of course it would be designed eventually, as for cheese a better question is who was the curious man who founded milk...

#55 to #53 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

And thought that it would be a good idea to put it in salt water with little to no light for a few weeks and then eat it.

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#50 to #35 - deadmice (02/24/2013) [-]

The real kicker is: Who discovered that drinking cow's milk was a good idea for people...

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#56 to #50 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Maybe some fetishist?

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#90 to #35 - waffies ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]

I want to know what the first developers of iron smelting were thinking. "This rock is harder than the rest of the rocks around here, i'd like to have items made out of that hard stuff, but it's impossible to chisel..... Maybe we should light it on fire for a while!

#93 to #90 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Actually, there was first copper and then bronze. They probably thought that experimenting was a good idea.

#97 to #35 - scooge (02/24/2013) [-]

Cheese is thought to have been an accident too, it possibly came from people carrying milk in a sheep's stomach (if I remember right) which caused it to coagulate, accidentally making cheese...though I can't answer why they decided to eat the solid milk.

#100 to #97 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Well, you'll eat just about anything when you're hungry enough. I mean, people know whcih mushrooms to eat, right? We also know which ones not to.

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#69 to #35 - heartlessrobot (02/24/2013) [-]

Also, whoever invented gunpowder probably had trouble putting on gloves afterwards.

#70 to #69 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Yeah. Although, the first time it was made it was made in a very small quantity. Limited resources, you kow?

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#34 - tomhefailin (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Think about the first guy to discover dinosaur fossils. Some south american farmer is digging a well and hits a t-rex skull. then think about the first guy whose job it was to assemble that shit. Exciting, yes. Has there ever been more pressure on any man who had no fucking clue what he was doing, probably not. He also could have put pterodactyl wings on a t-rex and invented dragons, but he didn't. fuck that guy.

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#37 to #34 - crazyolitis (02/24/2013) [-]

Well... People sort of knew how animals and their skeletons were built together. If there's no bones to correctly hold up the wings, then there's no way to for it to have wings. But I could also just talk shit without even knowing. Heard that some early paleontologist put the bones in such a way that he made a unicorn without back legs.

#127 to #34 - psychrophile (02/25/2013) [-]

I wouldn't be surprised if legends of dragons were inspired by dinosaur fossils. Early peoples with no concept of evolution and extinction would probably assume that these creatures were still around in some capacity.

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#33 - XxElJuegoxX (02/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)

HFW

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#194 to #33 - stripey (02/25/2013) [-]

haha thanks for reminding me about all the hilarious videos surrounding those characters.

#54 to #33 - crazylance (02/24/2013) [-]

From what animation is that ?

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#80 to #54 - popcornisland (02/24/2013) [-]

I have no idea what the Animation is. But if it helps the character is called Reimu Hakurei. And she comes from the Touhou games.

#199 to #80 - crazylance (02/25/2013) [-]

I knew both of those details, I know MMD is probably behind those videos (as he's the one who did the Full Metal Jacket parody with Touhou).

#200 to #199 - popcornisland (02/25/2013) [-]

Ah okay. Maybe I cleared it up for someone else.

#201 to #200 - crazylance (02/25/2013) [-]

Maybe you did, a +1 for you.

#72 to #54 - eatmaishorts (02/24/2013) [-]

mmd i guess

#22 - tonkkax (02/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)

What was the first person milking a cow trying to do?

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#28 to #22 - autoxx (02/24/2013) [-]

Titties are titties...
If you can't get any play from the local girls, you improvise.

Men are natural problem solvers.

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#24 to #22 - themastertroller (02/24/2013) [-]

give the cow the gift of masturbation

#27 to #22 - dutchtroll (02/24/2013) [-]

People would have observed animals suckling, and realised that animals produced milk just like human women do. And it would not take much working out to realise that a large animal like a cow or goat might produce milk that could be drunk by humans as well.

#23 to #22 - yojo (02/24/2013) [-]

trying to see what it was that calves were drinking

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#8 - dwarfman ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]

Only mildly. I've seen some shit.

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#42 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Remind me of something i did read in my childhood.

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#178 to #42 - snakefire ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

mexicn pls

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#7 - iamsopretty **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]

"Yo Joe lets light these kernals on fire because fire is cool"
Pop
"Holy fucking great balls of fire Kevin, what the fuck did you do?"
"I have no idea. Lets eat it"

#157 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [+] (19 replies)

The weirdest discovery ever: Milk

Some guy decided, "Whatever I squeeze out of these four penis looking things, I'm gonna drink it."

#189 to #157 - NotAsWackoJacko (02/25/2013) [-]

As the Fact Core said 'The first person to drink milk was very very thristy'

#160 to #157 - xkittenzombiex (02/25/2013) [-]

Imagine what he had to explain to the village on exactly what he was doing to their livestock.

#162 to #157 - mirgil (02/25/2013) [-]

God damnit, I'm about to freak out. Sorry, but I hate when people say that. We knew to milk cows because we watched their calves drink out of it and figured out milk is fucking easy to mass produce and good as shit for you. Also utters are just cow's tits. Obviously we knew tits produce milk.

#205 to #162 - multimedia (02/25/2013) [-]

Don't worry, I know that you're right. But it's just a joke, you really shouldn't have gotten so flustered over it.

#163 to #162 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

I have seen dogs drink their own piss. Dogs like to eat their own shit. Dogs also like the taste of puke.

So *Ahem*

God dammit, I'm about to freak out. Sorry, but I hate when people like you don't go eat their own shit from the toilet because we knew to eat it we watched dogs do it.

You are fucking stupid.

#164 to #163 - mirgil (02/25/2013) [-]

...What the fuck. Milk =/= piss, shit, or puke. All mammals lactate and produce milk, we found we could drink other mammals milk so we did. Not all mammals eat their own shit, piss, or puke. You just pulled that from no where friend. And dogs don't feed their shit to their young.

#165 to #164 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

Yeah you lost.

#167 to #165 - mirgil (02/25/2013) [-]

...What are you talking about. Like really. Learn to argue.

#169 to #167 - hahahahah (02/25/2013) [-]

Yeah kid, you lost the argument bad.

#170 to #169 - mirgil (02/25/2013) [-]

What. He didn't even have a counter-argument. He brought something that had nothing to do with the topic in. I backed mine up twice.

#173 to #170 - hahahahah (02/25/2013) [-]

Wow kid your so stupid you can't realize his original point proved your wrong, lol, retard.

#175 to #173 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

Yeah hes to fucking stupid to understand LOL

#177 to #173 - mirgil (02/25/2013) [-]

A.) You're*
B.) It didn't prove me wrong because milk and shit/vomit/etc. are two completely different things. Milk is something we as mammal's gave to our offspring, this is fucking instinct. All we did is take it from a different source which was easier and better. Two completely different things that he tried to make out to be relevant to the argument.

#182 to #177 - hahahahah (02/25/2013) [-]

He is going to need medication to cope with how wrong he was lol.

#181 to #177 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

You were proven wrong kid, this is too funny LOL.

Please cry more about being proven wrong.

#183 to #181 - mirgil (02/25/2013) [-]

Jesus Christ I don't know why I try. I have a valid point but you just dodge it. Go ahead and pretend that you're right and you won. I give up, talking to retards is just pointless.

#184 to #183 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

I don't know why you try to change the past kiddo.

You were wrong, and proven wrong

Deal with it.

#191 to #184 - N. Korean citizen (02/25/2013) [-]

all animals instinctually dont like the smell of fece. there is a chemical we have evolved not o like. same goes with vomit and urine. dogs evolved to survive with little food and the structure of the things they excrete is different. plus, dogs kina had the smart bred out of them.

#168 to #167 - rocksteady ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]

Wow you really lost.

#2 - thecollaboration **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I still freak out every time. I swear, it's black magic.