i want to go to the Icelandic Phallological Museum, (penis museum)
go in and ask the guy if they have any human penis with the flesh still in tact
and if he says no
which he might
I'm going to walk out angry and shout
'this is the worst Phallological museum I've been in!!!
not one single human penis with flesh on!!!
I've been to many Phallological museums in my life time
and not once have i came across one
that doesn't have human penises with flesh still in tact!!
you have just lost a very rich connoisseur of penises, good day sir!!!'
once I've left hopefully he becomes depressed
then becomes a penis thief,
he will break into men's houses and steal their penis
which people will name him the serial penis thief
and once i read it on the front page of a newspaper
I will shake with laughter
that i created this monster
and i know i have the power to create more if i needed to