College Help 2

College Essay Help 2
>Start essay
>go to Wikipedia
>copy and paste entire essay
>think to self that teacher cannot call you out on plagiarism because then they have to admit they use Wikipedia
>plan is foolproof
>turn in essay
>get essay back
> receive 0
>some asshole replaced all the "the"s with "nigger"
>oh shit what do?
>blow teacher
>graduate with honors
>become teacher
>assign essays
>get blowjobs
>no regrets