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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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User avatar #9 - anomorphous (02/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I thought it was pretty clever.
#31 - fuperbooper (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream that I woke up as a jacket.   
I won't go explain the details, but I'll never know if I'm really human or a jacket.
I had a dream that I woke up as a jacket.
I won't go explain the details, but I'll never know if I'm really human or a jacket.
User avatar #13 - joseeg (02/19/2013) [-]
read lexi, thought porn star
#24 - mintea (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lick finger
touch finger to her clothes
"let's get you out of them wet clothes."
#22 - fooljamable (02/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I had a dream once in which I had a fully-fledged relationship. We were really happy, we held hands, kissed, we would walk around the high street holding hands, all that stuff. When I woke up, all I felt was sad, because I realised none of it was real and that I was still forever alone.
I had a dream once in which I had a fully-fledged relationship. We were really happy, we held hands, kissed, we would walk around the high street holding hands, all that stuff. When I woke up, all I felt was sad, because I realised none of it was real and that I was still forever alone.
#57 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I found out she's dating someone... if she breaks up with him, I'll ask her out. pinky promise, FJ
I found out she's dating someone... if she breaks up with him, I'll ask her out. pinky promise, FJ
User avatar #36 - freedomreturns (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In my dream my dog turned into this girl I liked, then she turned in to Hulk Hogan, and then me and him beat up an 8 year old.
User avatar #38 to #37 - freedomreturns (02/19/2013) [-]
Well I can't exactly prove you wrong.
#33 - graknab (02/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>Girl I like
>Ask her out
>She tells me she doesn't like me
>Wake up
>Remember that some ******** asked her to school dance 2 hours before I did and now they're probably *******
>Remember that I'm such a sack of **** that I cant get with anyone, even in my dreams

fast forward 1 year

>She's finally single
>Frends convince me to take her on a date
>Grow a pair and ask her out
>She says yes
>During the date, she doesn't talk almost at all, pays for her own food and refuses to let me walk her to her car
>Despite me being able to make her laugh, she barely speaks to me, it's awkward
>Later get a text saying that she's not into me
>mfw I am a psychic and can see into the future

Unrelated, anyone who says that if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything is full of ****
#198 - curtisbentley (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had a dream once about having my first sexual experience.   
   
>Me: "Hey babe, you think it's time?"   
>Hot red-head, 9/10: "I think so."   
> Me: "So you want me to go down there and uh'..."   
> Hot red-head: "Mhm-hm. Go on?"   
> Start getting nervous as I look at her dream-thighs...   
> Me: "I-... I could give you the..."   
> Increasingly hot red-head: "Give me the D--   
> "The old lickaroo?"
I had a dream once about having my first sexual experience.

>Me: "Hey babe, you think it's time?"
>Hot red-head, 9/10: "I think so."
> Me: "So you want me to go down there and uh'..."
> Hot red-head: "Mhm-hm. Go on?"
> Start getting nervous as I look at her dream-thighs...
> Me: "I-... I could give you the..."
> Increasingly hot red-head: "Give me the D--
> "The old lickaroo?"
#96 - souleatingbunnies (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Your subconscious is more alpha than you are
#146 - qxangelxp (02/20/2013) [-]
I thought that boyfriend material line was pretty neat.
I thought that boyfriend material line was pretty neat.
User avatar #15 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I mean, it could work, making a girl laugh is never step AWAY from becoming her boyfriend...
#135 - lamarisagoodname (02/20/2013) [-]
could have been worse, you could have offered the old lickaroo
#116 - jimmyprice ONLINE (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#54 - zzombiee (02/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The feel when you fall in love with someone in your dream, then you wake up and you still love them even though she/he is not real and you'll never have a dream with her/him again.
#234 - advicedude (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>use arrow
>don't use green text
mfw wat
#236 to #234 - DamnJackieChan (02/20/2013) [-]
mfw I can make my own ******* rules... this isn't 4chan
#152 - funkyspot (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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STORY TIME
>Dreaming
>nice park, lot's of people and ****
>Awesome redhead and me start chatting, 7.666/10
>suddenly everything is pitch black
>We chat around in the dark
>I give her a piggyback ride since it's so dark (because of reasons)
>Light goes back one
>She looks at me
>"Oh, it's you... I thought you were somebody else.."
>Gets off
>I'm alone at a public park with a bunch of little kids
>Wake up
>Spaghetti
>Spaghetti everywhere
User avatar #34 - infinitereaper (02/19/2013) [-]
That was actually pretty smooth dude.
#40 - skorchy (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Really nice girl
>Same qualities with her, a lot in common, like her a lot
>We talk constantly, always texting each other instead of sleeping
>I think she likes me, she's kinda flirty
>Finally I ask her out
>She says yes
>Cancels day before
>Reschedule
>Day before again
>Cancels again
>Phone call, says she doesn't feel the same way
>Go to work kinda bummed out
>Get back home, open car door
>She's standing there
>Walk over to her
>No talking, lean in to make out
>That's when I wake up
>Alarm clocks ringing
>There's birds singing

Yeah, pretty lonely.
#120 - broorb (02/20/2013) [-]
this really, really made me chuckle
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