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#10
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taintedangel ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
I'd have fucking decked that asshole as soon as he stopped hugging her and then tell that bitch to sit on this, and by this I mean my middle finger, which I'd be fucking showing her.
Here's what you do:
1) find out douche's favourite night hang out
2) get a crowbar
3) get a hoodie, gloves and a mask and wear them when you see him leave his wear them
4) run up, break his kneecaps as he leaves then fade away in the night, like Batman
5) burn the hoodie, gloves and mask, hide the crowbar
Here's what you do:
1) find out douche's favourite night hang out
2) get a crowbar
3) get a hoodie, gloves and a mask and wear them when you see him leave his wear them
4) run up, break his kneecaps as he leaves then fade away in the night, like Batman
5) burn the hoodie, gloves and mask, hide the crowbar
I want to kill him! You should have had the teacher tell her the truth!
Okay OP, here's what you do.
Find a plant in that class, another girl. Tell her what happened and your new plan.
Step 1. Ask pant out in the same fashion, make it look like it, every detail you can remember, but not an exact copy, or else it could be said you took a pic and copied it. This time, you sign his name (try to make it look like how he did it)
Step 2: Have plant act excited, "of course" and all that shit in front of real girl and douche. If douche says he didn't do it, have plant point out that it has the exact same style, obviously from same hand! Fight that it's not an exact copy, but same artist. Everything looks shady.
Step 3. Next day write in same style "Douche is a lying douche. He can't write like this, he just signed my work." Leave no info saying who you are, now mystery about you starts, girls everywhere can't contain orgasms over mystery lover.
Step 4. Final Day, write "10/10 Crush, I'm going to need about, Tree Fiddy." in same style. Everyone confused as fuck. Until, you come in, rocking a motherfucking Loch Ness Monster costume, say "aye gurl, whatchu say, Prom?". Watch as pools form under every girl in class.
Find a plant in that class, another girl. Tell her what happened and your new plan.
Step 1. Ask pant out in the same fashion, make it look like it, every detail you can remember, but not an exact copy, or else it could be said you took a pic and copied it. This time, you sign his name (try to make it look like how he did it)
Step 2: Have plant act excited, "of course" and all that shit in front of real girl and douche. If douche says he didn't do it, have plant point out that it has the exact same style, obviously from same hand! Fight that it's not an exact copy, but same artist. Everything looks shady.
Step 3. Next day write in same style "Douche is a lying douche. He can't write like this, he just signed my work." Leave no info saying who you are, now mystery about you starts, girls everywhere can't contain orgasms over mystery lover.
Step 4. Final Day, write "10/10 Crush, I'm going to need about, Tree Fiddy." in same style. Everyone confused as fuck. Until, you come in, rocking a motherfucking Loch Ness Monster costume, say "aye gurl, whatchu say, Prom?". Watch as pools form under every girl in class.
Okay since everyone is telling me "Man the fuck up" or "go kill, him and rape her" or whatever, I have decided to tell her tomorrow what actually happened. Will let you guys know what happens. Wish me fucking luck now
Dude, fucking nut up or shut up, if you want your crush, fucking tell her the truth.
>bu...bu..but mah feels
NO, FUCK NO, you back down and you have let that piece of scum, shit of the earth, what ever... win.
>Buht if I tell her that douche is lying, she might hate me.
So fucking what. If you tell her the truth, and do so with sincerity, she will believe you, if she doesn't, and is so fucking blind that she can't see what is in front of her, then she is not worth the effort. There are plenty of sweet ass fish in the god damn sea, more when you are in college.
>But if it works, then douche might come after me.
Bro, that was your girl, if she took the douche because she thought he did it, then what does that make of you? hmm? A fucking pussy if you don't tell her the truth, and if you do, you are almost guaranteed that you will be swimming in pussy if you are not some fat, sick, fuck tard. Which brings me to START LIFTING FAGGOT, seriously, go online and find a simple workout routine, get fit, get IN SHAPE, not only will you get the girl, but you will keep her, why? Because lifting gets you toned for one, and two, the hormones that come from your body, and turn on chicks, will suddenly spike, your sweat will carry the majority of the hormones, and the lifting will raise your testosterone, and make you more manly. and if douche bag wants to fight, you will be more than ready to.
Well what the hell are you waiting for bro, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE AND GET INTO THE PUSSY ZONE.
>bu...bu..but mah feels
NO, FUCK NO, you back down and you have let that piece of scum, shit of the earth, what ever... win.
>Buht if I tell her that douche is lying, she might hate me.
So fucking what. If you tell her the truth, and do so with sincerity, she will believe you, if she doesn't, and is so fucking blind that she can't see what is in front of her, then she is not worth the effort. There are plenty of sweet ass fish in the god damn sea, more when you are in college.
>But if it works, then douche might come after me.
Bro, that was your girl, if she took the douche because she thought he did it, then what does that make of you? hmm? A fucking pussy if you don't tell her the truth, and if you do, you are almost guaranteed that you will be swimming in pussy if you are not some fat, sick, fuck tard. Which brings me to START LIFTING FAGGOT, seriously, go online and find a simple workout routine, get fit, get IN SHAPE, not only will you get the girl, but you will keep her, why? Because lifting gets you toned for one, and two, the hormones that come from your body, and turn on chicks, will suddenly spike, your sweat will carry the majority of the hormones, and the lifting will raise your testosterone, and make you more manly. and if douche bag wants to fight, you will be more than ready to.
Well what the hell are you waiting for bro, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE AND GET INTO THE PUSSY ZONE.
#44
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jtdoggs **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
Find the girl, tell her the truth, then cockslap that asshole into submission.
This really pisses me off. Go to her, and ask her out. Then walk up to the douche and fuck him with a cactus.
#31
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N. Korean citizen (02/19/2013) [-]
Can you by chance let me know of his facebook address. I need it.....for reasons....