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#40 - shadowfox (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My kid is going to learn about Church and Tex and the whole RvB story
User avatar #3 - Emerzz (02/18/2013) [-]
Im going to make them watch saturday morning pokemon. no matter what generation and only read them the book "Go the **** to sleep".
User avatar #24 - dreadedsin (02/18/2013) [-]
Creepypasta
User avatar #51 - biomedic (02/19/2013) [-]
Shrek. because shrek is love. shrek is life.
User avatar #25 - endface ONLINE (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Deadspace, because I'm terrible father material and everyone should know it.
#1 - krayon (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Implying that you're ever going to have sex ^
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
I would give them Calvin and Hobbes.
#101 - drimsical (02/19/2013) [-]
i will marry a woman with blonde hair and glasses   
if i ever have a kid im going to ask them things but before i do i will always say "would you kindly"   
as in, "would you kindly make your bed", or "would you kindly go outside"   
later on in life ill make sure that they accidentally stumble upon the bioshock series and they will question their entire existence.   
probably kill everyone and get locked away for the rest of their life
i will marry a woman with blonde hair and glasses
if i ever have a kid im going to ask them things but before i do i will always say "would you kindly"
as in, "would you kindly make your bed", or "would you kindly go outside"
later on in life ill make sure that they accidentally stumble upon the bioshock series and they will question their entire existence.
probably kill everyone and get locked away for the rest of their life
#100 - piobaireachd (02/19/2013) [-]
about the time where i ****** his mom in the butt
#83 - baniggernom ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
About how much they ruined my wife's vagina.   
   
The name shall be "Cunt Destroyer" regardless of gender.
About how much they ruined my wife's vagina.

The name shall be "Cunt Destroyer" regardless of gender.
User avatar #73 - ROADHOUSE (02/19/2013) [-]
Amnesia, Penumbra, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Fear, Dead Space and Dino Crisis.
#70 - vikingpizza (02/19/2013) [-]
Dad, why are you crying?
Every time, like a bitch ;_;
User avatar #35 - TheElderNinja ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
my kid will hear about kingdom hearts EVERY night. Starting with Birth by sleep then going up until KH 2, you get disney and better life lessons.
User avatar #31 - graphenz ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
A compilation of the best creepypastas out there.
#29 - mattdoggy (02/18/2013) [-]
Lord of the Rings   
Every night   
My kids are going to know these stories inside out upside down and backwards by the time they are adults
Lord of the Rings
Every night
My kids are going to know these stories inside out upside down and backwards by the time they are adults
User avatar #7 - makujensi (02/18/2013) [-]
I have a little boy and we read Lord of the Rings and he watches me play Zelda on Nintendo. He also watches a **** ton of Pokemon, D. Gray-man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball and stuff like that.. He loves anime. My kid rocks.




(and he watches my little pony sometimes)
#81 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/19/2013) [-]
My kids stories will be about not becoming on of them.
My kids stories will be about not becoming on of them.
#77 - bronyzord (02/19/2013) [-]
Some of mine will be from this.
#52 - goodatlosing (02/19/2013) [-]
**goodatlosing rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Stuck on this one, can anybody help? ** My kids story
**goodatlosing rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Stuck on this one, can anybody help? ** My kids story
User avatar #9 - eddymolly (02/18/2013) [-]
Definitely going to be Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit
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