my cape!? Adjust content blockingContent Blocking specialblend next random Comment Top Next Comment >go to britain on vacation >go to see harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 at the london premiere by myself >sit in the back so I don't have to be near anyone >the whole place fills up and I'm surrounded by chavs and their horrible screeching girlfriends >try not to make eye contact but one of them notices me >try to pull my trenchcoat up over myself so he can't see me >spaghetti falls out of my pocket >he starts laughing >OI WHAT IS THIS *****, YOU DAFFY TWAT? GLOBBER ROPES? WHO BRINGS GLOBBER ROPES TO THE GIANT TELLY NELLY? SOMETHING BLOODY WRONG WITH YOU INNIT? >slaps my face >his friends are laughing and the girls are laughing and throwing things at me >bend down to try to scoop up the spaghetti with my hands >one of them kicks me in the face >lose consciousness >wake up at 3:20am in the theater bleeding from my ears >clothes are totally wet and stink >they spilled afternoon tea on my cape while I was unconscious next +16 Views: 2681 Submitted: 02/17/2013 Facebook Twitter Google+ Tumblr Pinterest Unblock User's Content Block User's Content