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    >sit in the back so I don't have to be near anyone
    >the whole place fills up and I'm surrounded by chavs and their horrible screeching girlfriends
    >try not to make eye contact but one of them notices me
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    User avatar#1 - guiguito
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    what's the punchline?
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    There is none, so have one.
    There is none, so have one.
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    but that just raises more questions
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    I don't think Afternoon Tea means what you think it means.


    Afternoon tea or low tea is a small meal snack typically eaten between 4pm and 6pm.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_%28meal%29#Afternoon_tea_.2F_low_tea
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