Please let me tell you a story...
>Ever since about 9 months ago, there was this girl I was friends with, always was kinda into her, but didn't ever get the chance to tell her, plus we were in rehab, where relationships were verboten.
>Valentines Day comes up, I completed about a month ago, and my Facebook gave me a suggestion to give her a gift just to rub it in my face that she was still in there.
>Eventually, she starts going on facebook since she is allowed out for a day on the weekends.
>Really start to hit it off, just chattin and ****.
>You know, I really couldn't wait to see this girl when she completed.
>But, she still had a long way to go, so that would be a while...
>Of course, today, she gets online and I can't wait to talk to her.
>Desperately, I send her a message, simply saying 'Hey'.
>Years, it feels like, go by, and no response.
>When I check the chat finally, it says "Seen XXX" but still no response.
>All in a matter of seconds, I send another message, again simple, "You there?".
>Like earlier, no response.
>Kinda irritated, I go on Youtube for a little while, waiting for a reply.
>Then, I check her wall, I see she's liking everybody else's **** and crapping out statuses faster than she could type them.
>Here I am trying to have some form of a conversation with this girl that I knew for so long and am so close with.
>Ever so slowly, my aggravation increases, but I begin to wonder if I did something to cause this so I message her asking.
>Draining my self-patience even more so than before, she continues to ignore me.
>I begin to wonder at this point, what the hell was with her today.
>No response still at this point, from any of my messages.
>Of course, I realize I beginning to look a little pathetic at this point.
>So, I message her, "You know what, a one-sided conversation will get me nowhere, so you know what, whatever."
>At this point, I'm really pissed. I go to her profile.
>Unfriend her and sit in my room, feeling somberly triumphant.
>Regain my composure and continue with my day, but in the end there is a hole gnawing in my soul.
Where's the funny you ask? Read the first letter of each line.