Shit in the Dark

>college
>taking a shit, automatic lights
>turn off after 5 mins
>sit in dark having shit
>group of lads come in
>lights flicker for a few seconds then turn on
>talking....
>need to fart but holding it
>prrrrfft
>one squeezes out
>they laugh
>argue between them who it was, i lift up feet so they cant see under stall
>two go... "cya l8r m8"
>third enters next stall
>starts pulling down pants, i sit in silence trying to breathe shallowly/silently
>guy must have diarrhea, groining ohhh yeah uggghh
>goes on for a while with me holding because now it would be wierd if i made a noise.
>lights go off we are both in silence...
>prrrftt