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Could I get a Little Help?

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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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#60 - SGfannr (02/17/2013) [-]
"mom and dad"
#37 - thisnick (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't be so passive aggressive. Just tell her that it isn't her place and that she has to straighten up. If she doesn't, kick her out. If she starts crying or bitching out, just bring up that she isn't on the lease (hopefully you aren't that thick headed) and that you can call the cops and have her forcibly removed.

If she is on the lease, get immature. Hide the toilet paper. Put those little things of coffee creamer in her shoes (with the paper top nearly peeled off for maximum lol). Put butter or vasaline on the toilet seat. Take one sock from every pair and throw it away/hide it. Mix her toothpaste with sour cream. Replace her deodorant with cream cheese. Tie all of her shoe's shoelaces together. Firmly. Put holes in the crotches of her pants. Cum in her shampoo/conditioner bottles. While she is eating, take a handful/spoonful/forkful of food and eat it. Say it's your food and for her to shut the **** up. To ruin her life (this is only if you aren't interested in her and haven't had sex with her and she doesn't use birth control): jerk off and rub your cum into her underwear, preferably shortly before she puts them on so the sperm have a fighting chance of living.

If she won't grow up and man the **** up, **** with her.

yfw she says anything, knowing she is living there because she can't do anything about it
#56 - invisiblepleasure (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm a helper!
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#82 - happyfox (02/17/2013) [-]
print this out and put it under her bed. Steal her phone and place it beside the picture. Mention how you've heard strange noises in the house lately. Wait for her to realise her phone is gone, ring it to help her find it, SHE'LL THINK THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED AND WILL LEAVE.
#58 - skroll (02/17/2013) [-]
Claim this is your grandma
#48 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
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