- Be 19
- girlfriend just turned 19 too
- get her really nice handbag she wanted as a gift
- she loves it
- wants to go out to celebrate
- hit town with friends (were british so drinking is yes)
- go to mexican place for food
- food is so hot I’m sweating
- want to go home but girlfriend says she wants me to stay
- go out drinking
- at 4th place, start to feel wrong
- head is spinning and insides feel on fire from hot food
- ermahgerd.jpg
- gona hurl, run for door
- fat bitch gets in my way
- "watch where your going shitcunt" she yells
- vom hot molten mexican food all over her
- runs down her neck and between her tits
- she starts crying and wretching
- slips over and beaches herself on floor
- she cant get up
- get outside, people screaming
- still vomming everywhere
- girlfriend runs out
- she's crying, calling an ambulance
- i pass out
- wake up in hospital ward
- see my girlfriend
- "what happened" I ask
- "derp, the doctor says your kidneys failed, a donor was found and your kidneys were replaced"
- look at her
- ask "where’s your handbag?"
- she bursts into tears,
- "who do you think the donor was?"
Amy's Baking Company
