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    #117 - softcover
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    My Chinese teacher always uses older sister as her example of a person doing something, which in Chinese sounds like Jie-jie, Which sounds like Hebrew for penis...    
   
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    My Chinese teacher always uses older sister as her example of a person doing something, which in Chinese sounds like Jie-jie, Which sounds like Hebrew for penis...

    Closest thing I have to a relevant picture.
    #133 to #117 - fluffykoopa**User deleted account**
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    #169 to #133 - secondtimearound
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    wo ye xue zhong wen, ni xue le duo ji nian le? wo gang gang kai shi xue zhong wen, suo yi wo de zhong wen ye bu tai hao. pinyin zhen fang bian.
    #170 to #169 - fluffykoopa**User deleted account**
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    #176 to #170 - secondtimearound
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    dui a, xue hanzhi shi bi jiao fang bian. dan shi, zhong wen zhen de you tai duo zi...(wo de zhong wen bu tai hao...suo yi you yi xie zi wo bu hui shuo). shuo bi xie zhen rong yi, dan shi wo jue de...ru guo ni hui du zhong wen, shuo lai...shi hen hao de.

    damn, I need to restudy my mandarin....I had this whole week off bc of Chinese New Year and I've grown rusty...
    #145 to #133 - anon id: 2180ef24
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    屌你老母
    煩死人啦
    死鬼佬
    #151 to #145 - softcover
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    also,
    also,
    #152 to #151 - anon id: 2180ef24
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    Logged in. Checked "Post as Anon"
    User avatar#149 to #145 - softcover
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    those words I do know :L
    #154 to #149 - anon id: 2180ef24
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    Google translate lelelelelelelelele
    User avatar#156 to #154 - softcover
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    gwilo doesn't translate bro.
    #158 to #156 - anon id: 2180ef24
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gweilo
    User avatar#159 to #158 - softcover
    Reply0
    (02/17/2013)[-]
    I don't even know what I'm arguing with anon...
    #150 to #149 - anon id: 2180ef24
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    lawl
    User avatar#137 to #133 - softcover
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    I'm sorry, my chinese isn't that great, I'm only in semester 2 of my first year, with a B, my vocabulary isn't the greatest :L from that I can "read"/context clues "You also have chinese? I also have chinese, something I something Chinese don't have" :L
    #139 to #137 - fluffykoopa**User deleted account**
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    #148 to #139 - anon id: 2180ef24
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    Just a question: can you actually read/write actual Chinese?
    I mean not just the sounds
    #153 to #148 - fluffykoopa**User deleted account**
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    #160 to #153 - anon id: 2180ef24
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    Well, best of luck to ya. Chinese is hard as ****. I hate that ******* language.
    #161 to #160 - fluffykoopa**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#142 to #139 - softcover
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    Still, you've helped me learn more so thank you!
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    #131 to #117 - rawyouth
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    I live in China but my chinese is awful i can barely say anything apart from i like apples etc
    User avatar#134 to #131 - softcover
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    (02/17/2013)[-]
    Learned that sentence last week! Wo si juan chi ping gua!
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