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#21 - babyweewee (02/14/2013) [-]
Me and "Mr Right" are going to have a hell of a Valentines Day... Masturbating.
Me and "Mr Right" are going to have a hell of a Valentines Day... Masturbating.
#83 - megashot (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - theorangefox (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Truer words were never said.


Thumb this content up, we could use some sense on the front page!
User avatar #51 - JNS (02/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I made a profile on okcupid (completely free)
about a week ago

I already have a date set up for next friday.

#52 to #51 - theepiccunttainter (02/14/2013) [-]
have fun with a land whale
#2 - zoopityzop (02/13/2013) [-]
You   
I like you
You
I like you
#16 - beansofwar (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you can talk the talk, but what about you OP? tell us about your partner. tell us about your life.
User avatar #5 - skuser (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hey shadowfj, you know I'm one of those users who what and thumb all your content, every single one.
But this.
This.
This really deserves frontpage.
Kudos bro.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shadowfj (02/13/2013) [-]
Thanks and I greatly appreciate it.
#68 - Iseewatudidthere (02/14/2013) [-]
me and my girlfriend's one year anniversary is today...... and sadly she had a breakdown and went off for a couple days..... funnyjunk is the only thing to make me smile and i thank all OP'S for there lawls!
User avatar #12 - Ehwhat ONLINE (02/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have my eye on someone, but I don't think I can make my move tommorow, but nice little speech you got there anyways.
User avatar #14 to #12 - shadowfj (02/13/2013) [-]
Well it was not meant to tell you to make a move tomorrow, Valentine's Day is just like any other day, so you can make your move whenever.
#61 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if I'm a ******* shy girl and can't ask anyone out.

What if 'Nice guys' is what you call bottom of the barrel untouchable **** that can't stop being a whiny faggot about how they get friendzoned. Or that asshole that acts like my best pal and then drops the love-bomb on me, expecting it to not be utterly creepy when he was lying about being just my friend all along. Men, get your damn acts together.
#70 to #61 - walcorn (02/14/2013) [-]
> acts like my best pal and then drops the love-bomb on me   
   
Ever considered that your feelings for someone developes over time?   
No, because that would mean you were wrong, and you can't be wrong   
you're a woman, to tell you that you're wrong would be releasing the Cthulhu of PMS.   
   
Quit your Bitching.
> acts like my best pal and then drops the love-bomb on me

Ever considered that your feelings for someone developes over time?
No, because that would mean you were wrong, and you can't be wrong
you're a woman, to tell you that you're wrong would be releasing the Cthulhu of PMS.

Quit your Bitching.
User avatar #60 - peacerock (02/14/2013) [-]
My plan was to sleep and masturbate
User avatar #56 - badgerbaiting (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm alone because I like drinking too much. I <3 you whiskey.
#33 - turbodoosh (02/14/2013) [-]
MFW I'm going out for drinks tomorrow night with a lady.
User avatar #127 - superunclesam (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But I like being alone... I have never complained about it. What if I don't want anyone else?
#132 to #127 - konradkurze (02/14/2013) [-]
< superunclesam on Valentines
#86 - ragingflamingos (02/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Truth is some guys are to shy to even talk to you."

I'm sorry I like my men to have balls. I'm not saying they have to ask me out, but if they won't even talk to me how the **** would a relationship manage to work?
User avatar #88 to #86 - vilmowd (02/14/2013) [-]
if you don't like them,you don't have to talk to them.
just move along...but if you do like them and they like you too but they are too shy to talk to you then make the first move and trust me by then they will be talking to you all day non stop...i know...i was one of them
User avatar #57 - ignored ONLINE (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd be alone if nobody knew who I am
User avatar #66 to #57 - shadowfj (02/14/2013) [-]
But you're always ignored.
#48 - Fronk (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I got out of 3 year relationship about 2 months ago, I can Honestley say my heart did get broken.

I think I do want to be alone this Valentines...
+1
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User avatar #26 - xtrmbragnrytz (02/14/2013) [-]
I managed to dig my way out of it by telling a girl / friend (at the time) that i liked her and 2 weeks later, we're now in a relationship.

I was a forever alone loser, then i decided to cut my losses and just say what was in my heart, and i suggest the same unto everyone else who feels they were in my shoes, Just say something to her, Don't look at the negatives.
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