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I'm a victim.

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.

Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD.

Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.

In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.

Take that, environment. You rape us. We rape you right back.
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#1 - teamrocketninja (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #21 - threeeighteen (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Health fanatics do actually eat pollen.
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User avatar #23 to #21 - Kibaxyru ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Those whores
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User avatar #22 - teoferrazzi (02/14/2013) [-]
talk about deflowering

I'm sorry
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#24 - madhattergirl (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Raped by a tree you say?
Raped by a tree you say?
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User avatar #12 - vissova (02/13/2013) [-]
..... Kinky...
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User avatar #20 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Really bitch? You just think EVEEEEEERY plant in the forest wants to put their pollen inside of you? Well I got news for you bro, plants don't like ugly people, plants are more attracted to me. Sorry that you have to settle for the weed's pollen.
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#19 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
Relevant, I hope.
Relevant, I hope.
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#18 - sandwitch (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Op is a faggot and my jimmies were rustled pretty hard by this
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#6 - simeonc ONLINE (02/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hay fever is an allergic reaction to the pollen, you can't develop allergies, let alone be transmit them sexually
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#8 to #6 - spineteam (02/13/2013) [-]
You can develop allergies during your lifetime... It happens rather often. Not sure if that is what you meant
You can develop allergies during your lifetime... It happens rather often. Not sure if that is what you meant
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#36 - tuodan ONLINE (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#25 - hoffmeisterh (02/14/2013) [-]
Watch the hentai pollinic girls attack, it is literally this.
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User avatar #13 - urchinator ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
i'd bet there's some Rule 34 pics around to represent these situations more vividly

sorry, I don't have any
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#28 - savioranonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Angry molesting tree from Cabin in the Woods...
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#26 - dreaddune (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, is it only me that have seen this many times before? This pic was taken even before i joined up on FJ..
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#3 - tksparty (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan...
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#41 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]
Fruit is also ovaries.

We are all eating plant ovaries.

Just imagine if it were switched, and plants were eating human ovaries.
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#37 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4293663/Damn+nature/ I believe OP is and always will be, a faggot.
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