Years ago, in highschool, I asked a girl out
Her answer was "Oh please, I am so out of your league, you don't even have a car"
Years pass, I move away, get a semi decent job
Business trip with The Boss
The Boss rents a brand new Mercedes
The Boss has too much to drink ask me to drive him back to hotel
Have to stop to get gas, The Boss gives me his American Express Platinum
She is working at gas station
She sees me walking in wearing a suit, out of Mercedes, paying with platinum card
She pretends she is glad to see me
"So if you are staying in the city long... maybe we could..."
I chuckle "Yeah, not a chance"
walk out like a boss
My life is a lie...