>be 19
>work at Walmart to pay school bills
>texting while I work
>don't give a shit about this job
>supervisor catches me texting
>i tell her my grandma is in hospital so I need to keep tabs
>complete bullshit
>she doesnt believe me
>says she's going to tell my boss
>suddenly a devious plan enters my mind
>add a contact into phone called Mom
> give "Mom" contact my own cell number
>text myself saying that grandma is in hospital and wont make it much longer
>boss confronts me about using my cellphone on the job
>i tell him the same story about my grandma and show him the conversation with "Mom"
>he believes me
>boss asks why supervisor didnt tell him this
>tell him that she called me a liar and said my grandma was better off dead
>boss writes up supervisor for inappropriate behavior
>turns out to be supervisors third strike
>supervisor is fired
>that moment when the whole time I was actually texting my "sick" grandma because i have no friends