True Story: 3
>be freshman in high school
>have study hall first period each morning
>study hall monitors provided a table of textbooks to borrow during the period
>sat next to my friend patrick and this other kid named joe
>joe was short, from the trailer park, smelled like burnt ass and enjoyed smb rom hacks in his spare time
>this kid ate eraser butts and spat them at the girl next to us
>joe was a "creative" character
>rewind back to study hall
>be tired as ****, sitting down, bored w/ nothing to do
>pat and i watch joe waltz his way into the room
>goes straight for the textbooks and brings several to the table
>sits quietly and doesn't look at us
>hastily opens each book and begins rapidly flipping pages and marking with his pencil
>we watch for about 5 more minutes and he stops and finally looks at us
>"check this out"
>me and pat open each book
>this ****** had drawn a huge swastika on each page of the textbook
>in a smegol voice "i call them my little swasti's"
>"but wait there's more!"
>opens history textbook and reveals the creme du la creme of cocks drawn over George Washington's face
>continues to show us every defaced textbook (all 7 of them)
>this kid has been doing this **** for a week now
>upgraded to pens and attempts for more subtlety IE his drawn veiny cock hidden under the pythagorus theorem
>be next day
>Joe walks in sees no books to borrow today
>sits down with me and pat
>"wait a sec"
>joe pulls out some paper and 3 pens
>"your swords gentlemen..."
>puts on a sly grin and slides the paper to me
>cock #1 has been deployed
>paper is passed to joe
>veins, semen, cocks, swastikas, pubes everywhere
>this kid was the van Gogh of loose leaf paper
>this goes to that and soon enough we have dicks being sucked, hairy cocks with capes and more swastikas than the 3rd riech
>Monitor sees us
>"whats going on?"
>put paper in pocket asap
>"uh uh. nothing..."
>"give me the paper."
>"Give me the paper in your pocket."
>opens it, looks at the paper, looks at me and only two words came out of her mouth
>tfw I had to explain why i had a drawing of "lude pornographic images of obese figures engaging in oral sex" (one of which had man-tits)
>tfw I received a phone call home describing each drawing on the page to my parents & received 4 weeks detention
>Known as the "sketch artist" for weeks in my home...