>Be 17 and senior in highschool
>Senior skip day
>Me and a group of friends go to a cabin instead of going to the beach with the rest of our class
>Start drinking at 9am
>About 3 oclock
>Tons of people in our class start texting/calling us
>Wondering where the hell we are
>We have to lie so it doesnt seem like we are avoiding them
>Group of girls sitting around table discussing excuses
>I drunkenly yell out "Tell them Daves died"
>Nobody says anything
>Drunk me figures that no one heard me
>Yell even louder "Daves dad died!"
>Everyone stops what they are doing and just stares at me