True Story: 2
>Be in 7th grade
>have breakfast in the cafeteria each morning w/ friends
>cafeteria is huge as ****
>cafeteria is filled with about 6 tvs hanging high up from sides of the walls around the room
>rewind back to breakfast time
>max 8 or so others on a good day eating breakfast with us
>choice of meal included cereal packs or sausage egg and cheese biscuits
>friends and I always chose that cisco brand cheesy egg and sausage goodness
>sitting down w/ my 3 other friends at a table w/ our biscuits
>see friend peel his egg off the biscuit
>"you dont like the egg?"
>"no just watch this."
>Egg patty launched in the air
>gets stuck behind the TV platform above us w/ its cheese dripping off the impact zone
>Looks at me like the keen bastard he is and smirks a satisfying grin
>"that egg will stay up there, and nobody will know....ever"
>"this room will fill with the stench of aborted chicken embryos"
>two weeks go by
>10 more egg patties thrown up behind the tv
>be the next day at breakfast
>friends are nowhere to be seen
>sitting at table by self with my sausage egg and cheese biscuit
>egg is dismantled
>"ccrhch houston, we are confirmed for take off"
>cheesy yellow saucer deployed
>**** gets stuck on the front face of the TV
>cheese sliding down the front
>principal standing right in the doorway watching everything
I ended up getting a referral, had to use the janitors ladder to clean the tv after school and upon further investigation was also included in the group talk about "why there was 10 rotten eggs behind the TV"
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