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#493 - loveyameanish (02/07/2013) [-]
**loveyameanish rolled a random comment #315 posted by carlsagouin at (216) Facebook ** :
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#6829 to #493 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
What the **** did you say **** me, you little bitch? Navy Seals You know I got on top of my class, and I have many secret attacks on Al-quaeda is involved, and confirm that I'm going to work 300 I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the armed forces of the USA, the best shooter. You do not have to do anything, but one goal. I removed the **** you choose carefully never been seen before on earth, I said. Do you think you get away with saying **** to me on the Internet? Think again, asshole. IP throughout the United States, and I was just talking about spies, secret network of contacts, so it is better to get out of the storm ready to Worms. The storm struck the outside of a pathetic little thing you call your life towels. You are a child died, ********** . They can be anywhere, at any time I can, and I can remove more than seven hundred ways, and it is with your bare hands. I'm training to intervene but unarmed comprehensive, but the U.S. Marine Corps, I have access to the entire arsenal and I use the whole continent, you little **** on your pathetic ass destroyed. But if you have known what unholy retribution little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you if you kept ******* language. But you do not need, and now you are paying, you're a bloody idiot. I **** you fanaticism, and you get lost in it. You're a ******* dead baby.
-copypasta after being translated to 5 different languages and then back to english
User avatar #5270 to #493 - waffies (02/08/2013) [-]
What the waffle did you just waffling say about me, you little waffle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my waffle in the waffle Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on waffle, and I have over 300 confirmed waffles. I am trained in waffle warfare and I’m the top waffle in the entire US waffle forces. You are nothing to me but just another waffle. I will wipe you the waffle out with precision the likes of which has never been waffled before on this Earth, mark my waffles. You think you can get away with saying that waffle to me over the Internet? Think again, potato. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of waffles across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, waffle. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your waffle. You’re waffling waffled, waffle. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can waffle you in over seven hundred waffles, and that’s just with my bare waffles. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United waffle Marine waffle and I will use it to its full waffle to wipe your miserable waffle off the face of the waffle, you little waffle. If only you could have known what unholy waffle your little “waffle” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your waffling waffle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the waffle, you waffling-waffled waffle. I will waffle all over you and you will drown in it. You’re waffling a dead waffle kid.

.... nice roll though
#3631 to #493 - stormcloakguard (02/08/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
#3768 to #3631 - loveyameanish (02/08/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
#2294 to #493 - carlsagouin (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh boy, that's a pretty nice roll. Plus it's a very fresh comment.
Oh boy, that's a pretty nice roll. Plus it's a very fresh comment.
#499 to #493 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
yeah shes going to be all over your dick
#497 to #493 - gmarrox (02/07/2013) [-]
U WOT M8
#506 to #497 - loveyameanish (02/07/2013) [-]
ALL 4U BBE.
ALL 4U BBE.
#513 to #506 - gmarrox (02/07/2013) [-]
SORRY 2 BUSY ROLLIN IN HOES BUT I STILL LUV U BBE
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