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Johnny's Bitch

A teacher in a class is going around all the children and asking them what they want to do when they grow up. It eventually gets around to little Johnny's go.

"So Johnny, what do you want to do when you're older?" Asks the teacher.

Johnny replies "I want to be a millionaire and have a bitch, and I'll buy my bitch lots of nice clothes and jewelry and take her on holidays all around the world on a private jet that I'll buy for her, and have sex with her 5 times a day on our own private island."

The teacher is shocked and has no idea how to reply, so just moves on to the next child, completely flabbergasted.

"OK...Ahem, and Rebecca? What do you want to be when you're older?"

Rebecca replies "Johnny's bitch."
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Submitted: 02/07/2013
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#2 - yunablade (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Free comedy tip slick, don't put the punch line int he title
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#7 - rockmuh (02/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
anybody loking for this ?
anybody loking for this ?
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User avatar #20 - Bakerlalalalala ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I thought this was a picture of an ass.... damn you OP you got my hopes up from the thumbnail
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#13 - funnjyunk **User deleted account** (02/08/2013) [-]
**funnjyunk rolled a random image posted in comment #189 at I never saw this connection **

My career
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#31 - bfandgfthumbwar (02/08/2013) [-]
**bfandgfthumbwar rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Rupert **
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#34 - angelooo (02/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
In these type of stories there is always a Johnny, why is that?
In these type of stories there is always a Johnny, why is that?
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User avatar #17 - JimiHendrix (02/08/2013) [-]
Instructions to read this joke:
1) Look at joke before title
2) Read the joke
3) Read the title in case you forgot the punchline
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#1 - fourtwentt ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
cant thumb have this comment+gif instead
cant thumb have this comment+gif instead
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#18 - hazardousmx (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #5 - rollusername (02/08/2013) [-]
**rollusername rolled user retrochris ** also wants to be Johnny's bitch
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#52 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
HOLY DAMN I LOVE THE WORD FLABBERGASTED.

Makes me feel all wibblywobbly and flabby.
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#44 - themeister (02/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUNNYJUNK I WAS GOING TO STUDY FOR MY TEST TOMORROW BUT NOOOOOOOOOO NOW IM THIS FAR FROM THE FRONT PAGE WITH A HEAD FILLED WITH FUNNY PICTURES, BOOBS, AND A PICTURE OF JUSTIN BEIBER INSTEAD OF A HEAD FILLED WITH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MUSCLE GROUPS WITHIN THE HUMAN BODY.

TL;DR FUCK YOU AND FUCK FUNNYJUNK.
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#39 - kosopadeca (02/08/2013) [-]
And they lived happily ever after. The end!
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User avatar #30 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/08/2013) [-]
Pimpmaster Johnny
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#53 - yoshib (02/08/2013) [-]
Fuck you.
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#51 - mrmuggles (02/08/2013) [-]
I clicked a picture and end up with a story about fucked up children what the fuck.
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#14 - anino (02/08/2013) [-]
Bitch is a goldigger
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#4 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2013) [-]
"Hey guys, do you remember 9/11? That was some tragic shit man..."

"Wtf is 9/11, is that a new convenience store or something? Speaking of remembering, remember that time you accidentally plastered your --"

"YES. WE ALL REMEMBER THAT JOHN. JUST GET OVER THAT SHIT."
 
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