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#20 - juicymucus (02/07/2013) [-]
Heres a story of what my friend did while home alone when a Jehova visited (idk if its true but hes pretty nuts so I believe it)

>Home alone
>Jehova knocks
>friend quickly searches for a black marker
>draws inverse pentagram on his forehead
>grabs a steak knife
>answers door
>"Hello have you accepted our lor- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
>"They hell does it look like Im doing? Im sacrificing a goat for the dark lord!
>"We need to talk"
>friend slams door, washes up and continues with his day
>Jehova keeps knocking for like 20mins before giving up

I lold hard when he told me that story.
User avatar #28 to #20 - jehova (02/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, I COULDN'T RESIST THE SACRIFICE!
#21 to #20 - mufdvr (02/07/2013) [-]
i was at a mates place and got a knock on the door... after being told 9 times were not interested, please get the **** off of the door step.. they knocked a 10th time... he looked at his sister and said "you know what to do" she went to the kitchen and came back with... a spatula... he proceeded to chase them down the street wielding said spatula for a good 100 meters before realizing what he had in his hand. now instead we blast thrash metal and ignore the knocks they soon get the hint
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