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#16 - davvi (02/07/2013) [-]
mfw "excepted"
mfw "excepted"
#14 - SILENCEnight (02/06/2013) [-]
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#20 - juicymucus (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Heres a story of what my friend did while home alone when a Jehova visited (idk if its true but hes pretty nuts so I believe it)

>Home alone
>Jehova knocks
>friend quickly searches for a black marker
>draws inverse pentagram on his forehead
>grabs a steak knife
>answers door
>"Hello have you accepted our lor- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
>"They hell does it look like Im doing? Im sacrificing a goat for the dark lord!
>"We need to talk"
>friend slams door, washes up and continues with his day
>Jehova keeps knocking for like 20mins before giving up

I lold hard when he told me that story.
#19 - cherrypoppin (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - Pharonix (02/07/2013) [-]
if you say yes, they want to talk about him.

How bout you don't answer the door
User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*Accepted.....or...maybe this is just a clever joke.
#27 - Absolute Madman (02/07/2013) [-]
Hey bud when next use the word accept, except when it calls for the meaning of other than or disregarding. I like to use the example. Op is a faggot except when they aren't.
#25 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
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#23 - qazxswwsx (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - Absolute Madman (02/07/2013) [-]
Nope. We keep talking because we don't believe you.
#12 - Absolute Madman (02/06/2013) [-]
I know you guys are probably going to rage about this, but I'm ex- Jehovah's Witness and we don't ask "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour."
In fact you'd be surprised at the lack of care factor they have towards Jesus. It's all based around God, whom to them =/= Jesus. For anyone who's actually read the bible, (Or watched one of the Indiana Jones movies) will know that god's name is actually Jehovah.

Thus "Jehovah's Witnesses", not Jesus.
User avatar #8 - dstone (02/06/2013) [-]
Meh I never found it worth time to lie to people about something as "sensitive" as belief systems and faith. I do however find it hilarious if you put on a deep south accent and proceed to ask: Jesus? Ain't that the spic that stole 500 buck's frum dat 7/11 da udder day?
User avatar #5 - slendermanspenis (02/06/2013) [-]
theres two things me and my mom do to get rid of them.

1) when they come knocking say no thanks we're jewish
2) buy a fake goats head drench yourself in fake blood run downstaires with the goats head and knife covered in fake blood and say "I have done the sacrifice.*
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#11 - cysco (02/06/2013) [-]
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mix them viagra and laxative in the coffee and let the show begin
User avatar #9 - breakfastskippa (02/06/2013) [-]
A ******* Jehovahs witness came up to me when i was installing a hot water system and started going on about that **** , he just walked in to the backyard through the gate i left open.
User avatar #4 - pudingcade ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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